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YouHadOneJob
@YouHadOneJob
Random musings on people who f--- up the only job they have.
Joined June 2010
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YouHadOneJob
@YouHadOneJob
about 5 years ago
(closes book) "He loves him." (opens book) "He loves him not."
Limp Bitchtits
@sphincter_crumb
about 5 years ago
This layout designer had one fucking job
@YouHadOneJob
YouHadOneJob
@YouHadOneJob
about 5 years ago
Poll: is this a typo? Or is an 11st just a person who specializes in the number 11?
Katiepants ๐บ๐๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ท๓ ฌ๓ ณ๓ ฟ ๐ดโโ ๏ธ
@pantskate
about 5 years ago
@YouHadOneJob
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YouHadOneJob
@YouHadOneJob
about 5 years ago
This is one of my favorites, haha. The only thing that would make it better is if all the license plates were the same.
YouHadOneJob
@YouHadOneJob
about 5 years ago
@andrewjchapple Hahaha this is one of my favorites.
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YouHadOneJob
@YouHadOneJob
about 5 years ago
Who needs a can to shotgun a drink?
Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly (((mrswifey))), Esq.
@mrswifey
about 5 years ago
Do cups need solid bottoms? Who can say, really? New entry in category of
@YouHadOneJob
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Vess
@VessOnSecurity
about 5 years ago
This is surely worthy of the
@YouHadOneJob
account.
YouHadOneJob
@YouHadOneJob
about 5 years ago
I don't know about you, but I plan all of my emergencies.
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@bobbyandlila
about 5 years ago
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YouHadOneJob
@YouHadOneJob
about 5 years ago
speling is hard
Antonio Gotti
@goatthee
about 5 years ago
Cc
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YouHadOneJob
@YouHadOneJob
over 5 years ago
You'd have to redo the stationary, business cards, stickers for the backs of frames, not to mention hiring someone to remove the S and recenter Jos'...renting the ladder. All for what? Not looking dumb?
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@ruwanijourno
about 11 years ago
@YouHadOneJob
#possessiveapostrophepetpeeve
YouHadOneJob
@YouHadOneJob
over 5 years ago
What? Ancient Roman thermometer.
YouHadOneJob
@YouHadOneJob
over 5 years ago
I know I'm not supposed to know that guy, but I know that guy. Thanks,
@squintar
squintar
@squintar
over 5 years ago
@YouHadOneJob
YouHadOneJob
@YouHadOneJob
over 5 years ago
Seems like someone hates their editor.
YouHadOneJob
@YouHadOneJob
about 14 years ago
Sh*t Yourself for summer.
#youhadonejob
http://t.co/HpAy3sso
YouHadOneJob
@YouHadOneJob
over 5 years ago
Watch your step...
Nepomenik je go! PUMPAJ!
@Architecta
over 5 years ago
Ovo su projektovali loลกi djaci |
@YouHadOneJob
#YouHadOneJob
to do it properly
YouHadOneJob
@YouHadOneJob
over 5 years ago
haha this is hilarious
@NaughtyPolitics
Naughty Politics
@NaughtyPolitics
over 5 years ago
@youhadonejob
#Trump
had one job: to be a president, not a
#fascist
. Whether it be through
#Biden
's inauguration, or
#impeachment
... bye https://t.co/xI4HXuwoGu
YouHadOneJob
@YouHadOneJob
about 11 years ago
@jonnycrowe
I suppose Chicken Flicker is too obvious, huh?
YouHadOneJob
@YouHadOneJob
about 11 years ago
Hahahaha. Thanks for the amazing find,
@alexberger56
https://t.co/bw0kVbpik1
alex berger
@alexberger56
about 11 years ago
@youhadonejob
publisher had one job...
YouHadOneJob
@YouHadOneJob
about 11 years ago
Great find, @rurude. "Hey, I take photos and I frame. I don't grammar good." https://t.co/1yQhCIZHSr
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@ruwanijourno
about 11 years ago
@YouHadOneJob
#possessiveapostrophepetpeeve
YouHadOneJob
@YouHadOneJob
about 11 years ago
Apparently headlines are exempt from said revision. Great find,
@NickMoyes
https://t.co/kJTyafN0Sd
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@NickMoyes
about 11 years ago
This from my local school. Who says standards are slipping?
@youhadonejob
YouHadOneJob
@YouHadOneJob
about 11 years ago
The Nice Find award goes to @theatheistteach Big thanks for this gem. https://t.co/83vBHLx7sq
YouHadOneJob
@YouHadOneJob
about 11 years ago
Thanks to
@jonnycrowe
for this one. Watch the spacing, people. https://t.co/8yKiBMVDmW
Jonny Crowe
@jonnycrowe
about 11 years ago
Treacherous L and I combination
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