Vess

Anti-virus, malware and infosec expert, crypto amateur, privacy advocate and general annoyance.

PGP keyID: 0x365697c632dd98d9

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@magdagsuko @robertgraham Tell that to Apple; not my code.

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@robertgraham The top American principle being the selling of weapons?

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@matthew_d_green I have bad news for you - we're all doomed.

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Health (or lack thereof) update:

https://t.co/fk2bpUlPrp

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@robertgraham Why are the S-foils permanently locked in attack position?

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@robertgraham Indeed. Also, imagine the prestige of being the first to fly a helicopter on the Moon!

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@virusbtn Ha, I wonder who's that schmuck kneeling in the middle on the first picture...

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@e_kaspersky Don't limit detection to the parent process being Python. Go and Rust implementations of the exploit already exist.

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@internetofshit - Why is the toaster connected to the Internet?
- To download security updates.
- Why does it need security updates?
- Because it is exposed to the Internet.

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@robertgraham Sadly, some of the jokes don't quite translate. The singular "Russian" is "Russus", yes? Doesn't have the same kick as "Romanus - goes like annus".

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@robertgraham Pluto *is* a planet - a dwarf planet, that is.

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Almost forgot - the link of the new blog (with the latest entry from today) is

https://t.co/CUhOmkDEcf

(No, there isn't a Bulgarian version of the texts.)

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Health (or lack thereof) update.

The old single web page has become too large and unwieldly. People have trouble reading the newest entries without cleaning their browser cache. So, a friend and a colleague of mine helped me create a more professionally-looking blog.

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I'll continue maintaining the old web page for a while but you're strongly recommended to switch to the new one. Eventually, I'll put a redirector from the old one to the new one.

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@robertgraham @SwiftOnSecurity @wellerstein You did - but it ended up the usual way.

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@robertgraham When these seats were full, the Galactic Senate was the epitome of bureaucracy, sorry, I mean of democracy.

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@robertgraham It's not supposed to be intelligent - it's supposed to be funny. Which it is.

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