@internetofshit - Why is the toaster connected to the Internet?
- To download security updates.
- Why does it need security updates?
- Because it is exposed to the Internet.
@robertgraham Sadly, some of the jokes don't quite translate. The singular "Russian" is "Russus", yes? Doesn't have the same kick as "Romanus - goes like annus".
Almost forgot - the link of the new blog (with the latest entry from today) is
https://t.co/CUhOmkDEcf
(No, there isn't a Bulgarian version of the texts.)
Health (or lack thereof) update.
The old single web page has become too large and unwieldly. People have trouble reading the newest entries without cleaning their browser cache. So, a friend and a colleague of mine helped me create a more professionally-looking blog.
I'll continue maintaining the old web page for a while but you're strongly recommended to switch to the new one. Eventually, I'll put a redirector from the old one to the new one.