YouJean Chang

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@Jay_McGill94 Mamdani taking credit for the Knicks Championship is like Giuliani taking credit for the Yankees Dynasty.

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@nycDSA If Mamdani is going to get credit for the Knicks Championship by that same logic then Giuliani should get credit for the late 90s Yankees Dynasty run.

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@Betsycashmoney Giving Mamdani credit for this Knicks Championship is like giving Giuliani credit for the Yankees Dynasty run in the late 90s.

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"My mayor's Muslim.
My daughter's Jewish.
NYC hasn't been this united since 9/11
Knicks going to run it back in '27" - Jalen Brunson's speech at the Knicks Parade on Thursday

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Does anybody on the Spurs medical staff know the Heimlich maneuver? Cause that was a choke job. #nbafinals #knicks #spurs

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As much as I think it is a scourge, online gambling has amplified the euphoria of this Knicks playoff run. It makes fan feel as if they owned Sandisk (prior to Friday's red day) with their winnings.

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@allenanalysis Totally doable. Especially if you have matching from your job.

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@PaperboyPrince Mamdani got a cult of personality.

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@nkulw I think you mean you gentrify Canal Street.

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@queens_parents Of course they look like a bunch of Midwest transplants.

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@ManhattanMingle @BillAckman @DanielSLoeb1 @ericadamsfornyc @Betsy_McCaughey @andrewcuomo @LevineJonathan @Olivia_Reingold @bariweiss She's his beard.

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@jimfornyc Pardon my ignorance, but could the red flag number two just be due to the fact that some of his base are a bunch of unemployed trust fund artist types.

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@Yaya05101 @andrewcuomo @ZohranKMamdani Mamdani went to Bank Street for Children, a private school that costs $60k a year.

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@AlBeachGuy @ZohranKMamdani Team Gentrification

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TV studios want to scan background actors and use the actors' likeness forever. Who do these TV studios think they are? Pre-2021 NCAA?

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Elon should have his own line of cologne and have it be called "Elon's Musk". @elonmusk

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My summer diet is like the Federal Reserve. I gotta start cutting.

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I got invited to Shabbat for the first time. I guess you can say I am a Noob Shaibot.

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There should be an AI text bot that answers questions from incels about how to get laid called Chad GPT.

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There should be a nu-metal cover band featuring musicians who all work office jobs called "LinkedIn Park".