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[YouKnowIt @YouKnow49503014]

@cpwstu Back of the net! What time do you want me?

#legend

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I bet @LG they've managed to convince all their sweatshop workers that a week lasts 43 days ten put them on contracts paying a weekly salary... The middle management are doing a 172 day month! 🤣🤣🤣
#CleverBastards

[Stuart Robertson @cpwstu]

LG’s "Streaming Week"
A stunning display of counting skills, stretching from May 19th to June 30th. Bold move redefining “week,” but hey, who am I to question the visionaries who brought us *fridges with Wi-Fi*?
#INNOVATION #UWOTM8 #LG #LifesGood

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100% agree... Best manager ever!!
#COYS

[Stuart Robertson @cpwstu]

Enough dithering, Daniel Levy! Stop messing about and appoint Tim Sherwood as Tottenham's new manager. This club needs ambition, not hesitation. Get it done! #Ambition #Champions #COYS #UCL

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Sandcastle carnage ⛱️🩴

[Stuart Robertson @cpwstu]

Shipwreck me anywhere—I’m building a five-star eco-resort out of sand, driftwood and sheer willpower.
#IslandInfluencer
#Travel

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Underwater carnage 🌊

[Stuart Robertson @cpwstu]

Drop me in a submarine, I’m navigating that thing home through enemy waters like I’m Poseidon with a sat nav.
#NoPressure
#PeriscopeUp

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Stock exchange carnage 💷💵

[Stuart Robertson @cpwstu]

Put me in charge of the stock exchange for a day—I’m crashing recessions and casually inventing new currencies.
#EconomicsDoneRight
#YouAreWelcome

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Courtroom carnage ⚖️

[Stuart Robertson @cpwstu]

Lock me in a courtroom, I’m defending myself, cross-examining witnesses, and walking out not guilty with an apology.
#ObjectionOverruled
#CaseClosed

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We will always have Bilbao ❤️

[Stuart Robertson @cpwstu]

Bittersweet news! Thank you, Ange Postecoglou, for bringing the #UEL trophy home to Tottenham! That night in Bilbao will live forever. All the best for your future! 🤍
Now, to the team: use this success as fuel. Dig in and rise to the top where we belong! #COYS! 💪 #SpursFamily

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Scary books galore 👻

[Stuart Robertson @cpwstu]

Give me a haunted typewriter—I’m ghostwriting five bestselling novels and one cursed screenplay.
#PossessedProse
#Books

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Wedding carnage

[Stuart Robertson @cpwstu]

Toss me on stage at a wedding I wasn’t invited to—I’m doing the speech, first dance and karaoke finale.
#PlusOneTakeover
#Weddings

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Balloon boss

[Stuart Robertson @cpwstu]

Toss me into a kids’ birthday party—I’m balloon modelling The Last Supper and still winning pass-the-parcel.
#PartyProphet
#Parenting

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Get free

[Stuart Robertson @cpwstu]

Lock me in an escape room alone—I’m out in 8 minutes and they ask me to design the sequel.
#KeyMaster
#WeekendVibes

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Silent movie boss
#chaplin

[Stuart Robertson @cpwstu]

Send me into a mime battle—I’m crushing it with a full-blown silent soliloquy and interpretive flash mob.
#MimeAndPunishment
#TheArts

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Dating game boss

[Stuart Robertson @cpwstu]

Toss me into a reality dating show—I’m winning without coupling up, just by improving everyone’s self-esteem.
#LoveGuruGhost
#RealityTV

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Circus like a boss

[Stuart Robertson @cpwstu]

Let me loose in a circus—I’m taming lions, walking the tightrope and managing HR.
#CircusCEO
#Entertainment

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Nice

[Stuart Robertson @cpwstu]

Toss me into a reality dating show—I’m winning without coupling up, just by improving everyone’s self-esteem.
#LoveGuruGhost
#RealityTV

[Stuart Robertson @cpwstu]

Drop me into a Shakespeare play mid-performance—I’m rewriting Hamlet as a grime opera and still getting a standing ovation.
#BardBars
#Theatre

[Stuart Robertson @cpwstu]

Chuck me the baton, I’m anchoring the 4x100m relay to Olympic gold in jeans and a pair of Vans.
#StillWon
#DidntEvenStretch

[Stuart Robertson @cpwstu]

Put me in a NASA control room—I’m launching that rocket, landing it, and sticking a cheeky flag on the Moon.
#OneSmallStep
#BarefootAsWell

[Stuart Robertson @cpwstu]

Let me teach a spin class—I’m getting PBs, group tears, and a book deal.
#PedalPreacher
#Fitness