Kyle

psych and child dev, crypto gains, fuck brexit, pop punk as fuck, 27 year old loser

[Mike🇺🇸🇺🇦 @CenTexLib]

Bear in mind that Sony literally has to keep making Spider-Man films *forever* or else they lose the film rights.

It’s in their contract: use it or lose it.

You’ll be watching Spider-Man films the rest of your life, and so will your kids and grandkids. It’s gonna be incredible.

[¹⁰ @SxrgioSZN]

“Nothing silly you’re on a yellow mate”

The mate:

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

It wasn't to be… but if you are a victim of domestic abuse tonight, call the following number:

0808 2000 247

[VERSUS @vsrsus]

Djed Spence. The streets will never forget you at this tournament. They called him a problem. Turns out he was almost England’s solution. Red Djed Redemption. The pride of the pack.

[Futbol de Inglaterra @Mercado_Ingles]

🚨🇨🇻 𝗣𝗼𝗿 𝘀𝗶 𝗻𝗼 𝘀𝗮𝗯𝗶𝗮𝘀. Cabo Verde fue la única selección que se enfrentó a los 2 finalistas de esta Copa Mundial y no perdió contra ninguno en los 90 minutos del tiempo reglamentario.

🇨🇻 0-0 vs España 🇪🇸
🇨🇻 1-1 vs Argentina 🇦🇷

[Appie Culé @appiecule]

Imagine this:

- Messi reached his 7th World Cup goal across three editions (2006, 2010, 2014).

- Kylian Mbappé reached his 7th across two editions (2018, 2022).

- Miroslav Klose did it across two editions as well (2002, 2006).

- Ronaldo Nazário and Pelé also needed two World Cups to get there.

Then there’s this absolute freak named Erling Haaland, who reached 7 World Cup goals in 4 games and in his very first tournament, playing for Norway of all teams.

I genuinely believe that if Haaland had a national team on the level of France, Spain, or England, he’d have had a real shot at becoming the World Cup’s all-time top scorer within his first two tournaments alone.

An absolute phenomenon.

[mikey @mikey_747]

“Since 1966” every time hahahaha it’s actually coming home ain’t it

[Kyle @YouMeAtKyle]

👀

[CentreGoals. @centregoals]

🚨🚨| England recorded their 𝐋𝐎𝐖𝐄𝐒𝐓 FIFA World Cup possession since 1966 in the win over Mexico — just 𝟑𝟑.𝟐%. 📉🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[まろち🇫🇷 @marochi_verrati]

🚨W杯史上最悪のチーム🇵🇾

まるで子供、パラグアイラフプレー10連発！ https://t.co/2ZPJfmmtXu

[Scalonados @Scalonados]

Estoy llorando, es el mejor dato de toda la historia del futbol

[ITV Football @itvfootball]

"It's important we put things into perspective"

Marc Guehi reacts to England's draw with Ghana 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[Mariana Oliveira @marioliveirain]

Os colombianos respeitosamente esperando ele acabar de cantar o hino da seleção do Congo sozinho para depois vibrarem com ele 🥲

[Emma @WhatTheForkAVFC]

Number 2 ranked in the world Spain draw 0-0 with 67th ranked Cape Verde, despite 73% possession and 27 shots (total).. Media and twitter - Praise for the Cape Verde keeper (rightly, legend that day).

Number 4 ranked England draw 0-0 with 73rd ranked Ghana, despite 79% possession and 19 shots (total).. media and twitter - haha England are shit and barely any praise for Ghana successfully playing a low block and defending well??

Funny, that. 🙄🤣

[FotMob @FotMob]

🏆📈 After two matchdays, these are the best five teams at the World Cup, according to average FotMob ratings.

[C⚒️ @whucam_]

Let’s not overcomplicate it

[₭ma🧟‍♂️ @KmaFr_]

Ronaldo fans celebrating 2 goals against some plumbers

[Ace @Thelfc_Ace]

Argentina without Messi is like Portugal with Ronaldo

[〽️ikeroccovioli @mikeroccovioli]

Seeing all the MESSI 2+ Goals, MBAPPE 2+ Goals, HAALAND 2+ Goals but you didn’t bet it…

[Danny @DannyAarons]

If you’re having a bad day just remember that there’s humans amongst us who genuinely think Cristiano Ronaldo is better than Lionel Messi. You’re doing just fine ❤️