👩🏻‍🏫Mathemagician✨

❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🤎🖤🤍 I teach middle school. On purpose. ISTJ. 🐍 🍀

[👩🏻‍🏫Mathemagician✨ @YouMustShowWork]

@its_supersarah ^^^

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[👩🏻‍🏫Mathemagician✨ @YouMustShowWork]

3 is screaming at me to change the show.
I’m like “I. Cant. Find. The. Remote.!”

He says, with one hand on each of my cheeks, “listen. I already found it yesterday”

Like fuck though because he’s not wrong.

[👩🏻‍🏫Mathemagician✨ @YouMustShowWork]

😂😂😂

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

“My wife said she’d buy her own birthday cake this is a test right” https://t.co/HOhZcQqdaY

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😯

[EMOTION @ULTRASLUT]

OLIVE GARDEN IS OUT HERE REVOKING PASTA PASSES

[John Barron @barronjohn1946]

Hello I am brand new to Twitter, what are you guys up to

[👩🏻‍🏫Mathemagician✨ @YouMustShowWork]

Honestly, I’m choked up about it.

[WCNC Charlotte @wcnc]

"Simply the best" |
Jeopardy posts official tribute to Alex Trebek for final episode https://t.co/quJ66dAjAc

[👩🏻‍🏫Mathemagician✨ @YouMustShowWork]

@helloitscorrie Power to do that. But not add an edit button.

[Mekka 💉x7 @[email protected] @mekkaokerekebye]

I applaud the people brave enough to leave the Trump administration now. It takes courage.

After airline flights, I too have been known to unbuckle my seatbelt moments before the aircraft has "come to a complete stop," so I have experienced this level of courage first hand.

[👩🏻‍🏫Mathemagician✨ @YouMustShowWork]

I’m sad for warm climate Pokémon players who never get to see the beautiful snowy backgrounds hehe.

[👩🏻‍🏫Mathemagician✨ @YouMustShowWork]

What. The. Actual. Fuck.
https://t.co/tcOymCkuWG

There’s a name if you’re bored Twitter.

[👩🏻‍🏫Mathemagician✨ @YouMustShowWork]

Update - after working from home for 2 days, I got an apology. Lol.

Also after the noms for TOY came out - and I was on it lol.

[👩🏻‍🏫Mathemagician✨ @YouMustShowWork]

My admins response to our request to deal with certain acts of blatant defiance was that if we were more engaging they wouldn’t be defiant.
LSS it’s 6:39 I’m still in bed and you can teach them yourself then. 🤷🏻‍♀️
I’m out of fucks, but not sick days.

[𝙱𝚛𝚒𝚊𝚗𝚗𝚊 @_briinanaa]

Just waiting for someone in Canada to adopt my family and I so we can gtfo of here

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@Wanderlust_lani The subtitle of my biography.

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I remember the day I fell in love, like it wasn’t 1992 - and just keep adding things like this to the reasons why column.

[Josh Jackson @VancityJax]

Fuck you. You treasonous, lying , quisling.

[👩🏻‍🏫Mathemagician✨ @YouMustShowWork]

@MrBenLHall Gengar use on point.

[👩🏻‍🏫Mathemagician✨ @YouMustShowWork]

This happens almost every time I unknowingly sell a grenade.

[WCCB Charlotte @WCCBCharlotte]

Authorities said a hand grenade that killed a #Virginia teenager may be one of the many explosives that were unknowingly sold at a North Carolina antique mall.

DETAILS: https://t.co/CS4SefeO4e #WCCB #ncnews #news #northcarolina #shallotte

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@TeachMrReed ***forwards to admin.

[👩🏻‍🏫Mathemagician✨ @YouMustShowWork]

My admins response to our request to deal with certain acts of blatant defiance was that if we were more engaging they wouldn’t be defiant.
LSS it’s 6:39 I’m still in bed and you can teach them yourself then. 🤷🏻‍♀️
I’m out of fucks, but not sick days.

[👩🏻‍🏫Mathemagician✨ @YouMustShowWork]

I can’t breathe 😂😂😂

[Tim Young @TimRunsHisMouth]

@AXE THANK GOD Axe body spray weighed in. I once again feel comfortable enough to coat myself in your glorious musk to pull tail at Walmart.