Kris Church

Un-following Boring & Excessive Tweeters Since 2009

[Kris Church @YoungChurch]

Cooked up another mix. Throw it on and enjoy.

Weekend Blender Vol. 11 by Kris Church on #SoundCloud
https://t.co/oS3WmkDQbT

[Kris Church @YoungChurch]

Garage truck just drove down my street blaring 2pac - Hail Mary for neighborhood pickup. I loved every minute of it.

[Kris Church @YoungChurch]

My 2-year-old just requested “God Bless The USA” on repeat while we were driving to daycare. #ProudDadMoment

[Kris Church @YoungChurch]

@Beavisalmighty Didn’t make the cut. I’ll try to work him in to WB11 for ya.

[Kris Church @YoungChurch]

Back with another mix to spice up your summer. Enjoy.

Weekend Blender Vol. 10 by Kris Church on #SoundCloud
https://t.co/p2ae6upsWX

[Kris Church @YoungChurch]

Can we all agree that the “Auto-Stop” feature is the worst vehicle related invention of the 21st century? Sorry, but I’m not trying to completely ruin my acceleration all to save $100 a year on gas.

[Kris Church @YoungChurch]

A tie? So you’re telling me the players could have just stayed in the locker room and had the exact same outcome? What a fun sport #WorldCup

[Kris Church @YoungChurch]

I’m not too big on product reviews, but when I do one, I make sure it’s clear and concise.

[Kris Church @YoungChurch]

Just uploaded "Weekend Blender Vol. 9" to @mixcloud https://t.co/D5yOi0TYn3 Tune in now!

[Kris Church @YoungChurch]

Thinking about dropping Weekend Blender Vol 9 this weekend. Until then, run this one back…

Weekend Blender Vol. 8 by Kris Church on #SoundCloud https://t.co/zCd2kLAkoT

[Kris Church @YoungChurch]

If you refer to August as “Auggie”, just know that we are not friends.

[Kris Church @YoungChurch]

And to think, I once got kicked out of Skybar for doing a cannonball.

https://t.co/Thm7KwfB7D

[Kris Church @YoungChurch]

If you’re not feeling the new Pusha T album, sorry, but I simply don’t respect your opinion about rap music.

[Kris Church @YoungChurch]

@GooeyHockey Was this tweet composed as a way of telling people you “workout”?

[Kris Church @YoungChurch]

Yeah, but I got to get drunk with my wife in my basement while DJing on Instagram live, so it was totally worth it.

[National Post @nationalpost]

Lockdowns only reduced COVID deaths by 0.2 per cent, Johns Hopkins study finds https://t.co/gdhi4DMl7V

[Kris Church @YoungChurch]

My mom may have just delivered the greatest typo of all-time…

[Kris Church @YoungChurch]

Had a coworker tell me I look lot like Mark Zuckerberg. That said, it’s only Tuesday and my week is completely ruined.

[Kris Church @YoungChurch]

@GooeyHockey Let’s hope this same duo is in town for The Gooey Bach Extravaganza 2022

[Kris Church @YoungChurch]

“Funeral? No thanks. When I die, just chug two IC Lights with a Primanti sandwich and sprinkle my ashes at Heinz Field.”

[KDKA @KDKA]

The Steelers and local authorities are investigating after someone spread a relative's ashes in the stands and on the edge of the field after the Steelers' game at Heinz Field on Sunday. https://t.co/n1lgdQIp2x

[Kris Church @YoungChurch]

Just found the hottest Christmas gift on the market. Better grab two before they sell out.