Beav

Like sands through the hour glass, these are the days of our lives.

[AnechoicMedia @AnechoicMedia_]

America's postal system is a sort of negative lootbox where 99.9% of items are trash but the other 0.1% are special quest items that if not promptly handled result in crippling debts or your arrest.

[Beav @Beavisalmighty]

How is there no accountability to how public funds are spent?

[Pittsburgh Post-Gazette @PittsburghPG]

Brandon McGinley: Where did all of Pittsburgh's ARPA money go? https://t.co/HmR2kvgtSn

[Leading Report @LeadingReport]

College tuition has risen 914% since 1983, according to CNBC.

[Beav @Beavisalmighty]

Allegheny county emissions are such a joke.

[Beav @Beavisalmighty]

Do you think people move to the beach to become the metal detector guy, or are they typically born there?

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@jennyrozelle In god we trust

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@SteveOnSpeed @anothercohen 7 windows for $17,000 here lol.

[Brian Streig, CPA @cbriancpa]

Who picked Sunday morning to spring forward. I'd choose Friday at 2pm.

[Beav @Beavisalmighty]

@X9_redux It’s worth it

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@RetroMoviesDB And orange or root beer float in these was world class.

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@notcapnamerica If you don’t, call me.

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@rukky_nate You actually spell it “Pittsburgh”

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@MarkKaboly Scott’s motel? Lol

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Been telling everyone I’m doing dry February.

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@MIT_Physics

[Beav @Beavisalmighty]

Lmao

[definitely not a nurse @hib343434]

I’ve been pretty sick the last several days so shaving my armpits hasn’t been a priority.

My husband just asked me if I’m going to an anti-ICE protest today 😭

[Beav @Beavisalmighty]

Is there a better Pittsburgh name than Darlene?

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How is the pbs app not free? Like we pay tax dollars for you to produce content that we then have to pay for to access? Who brainstormed this one?

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Sitting in a diner with my back to the door, Don’t Stop Believing comes on. Wtf

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@33StrategiesBot I learned to trim my eyebrows.