Getaneh Mekonen

Texas MBA | Consultant | Energy, Sustainability, & Technology

[Michael Dell 🇺🇸 @MichaelDell]

Banger

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Tomorrow is Monday and everything starts again, the draining 5-day work week

[Getaneh Mekonen @YoungEthio]

@HaterReport “I ain’t doing no playing”

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

BREAKING: The DOJ has arrested a special forces soldier who made $400,000 betting on the removal of Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro, according to ABC.

Federal investigators say the soldier bet more than $33,000 just hours before Trump announced Maduro's capture.

The special forces soldier was reportedly directly involved with the capture.

"The largest position -- a $32,537 bet that Maduro would be out of office by Jan. 31 -- resulted in a 1,242% profit of $404,222," ABC News reported.

"Following his successful trading relating to Maduro- and Venezuela-related contracts, [Gannon Ken] VAN DYKE allegedly sent most of his proceeds to a foreign cryptocurrency vault before depositing them into a newly created online brokerage account. The same day of the operation, VAN DYKE withdrew the majority of his allegedly unlawful proceeds from his Polymarket account..." the DOJ announced.

"VAN DYKE, 38, of Fayetteville, North Carolina, is charged with three counts of violating the Commodity Exchange Act, each of which carries a maximum sentence of 10 years in prison; one count of wire fraud, which carries a maximum sentence of 20 years in prison; and one count of an unlawful monetary transaction, which carries a maximum sentence of 10 years in prison."

[Joe G @EastEndJoe]

Iran will be checking the comments on this one to see if anyone knows the answer.

[Getaneh Mekonen @YoungEthio]

@SheDrills @GeraldoRivera Macro Economics of Black Gold is in session.

[Mike Bales 🫡🇺🇸 @MikeBales]

Getting older is realizing no couples actually cuddle while they sleep.
They say goodnight, roll over, one snores all night while the other scrolls social media until their eyes burn.

[Paul Phillips @BlueFlameBlues]

Ovintiv to Sell Anadarko Oil, Gas Assets for $3 Billion

(Bloomberg) -- Ovintiv Inc. agreed to sell its Anadarko oil and natural gas assets to an undisclosed buyer for cash proceeds of $3 billion, according to a statement Tuesday.

[Dan Pickering @pickeringenergy]

Rubio yesterday to Senate Foreign Relations Committee: "There's no world in which the United States is subsidizing investment in Venezuelan oil"

Meanwhile, from Exxon headquarters #EFT #OOTT

[Nick Ⓜ️ @TheN1ckM]

Texas fans, today.
🤘🏽#Hookem

[Getaneh Mekonen @YoungEthio]

@peekabyebye @BevoKnowsBall thoughts?

[Ray V @BevoKnowsBall]

@BrooksAustinBA This is the same guy that uses Arch and the Texas brand to get more views for his channel. He’s now wondering why such a prominent name and brand have an argument to get in the playoffs.

[Anwar Richardson @AnwarRichardson]

Texas just put an exclamation point on the win against Texas A&M with the ultimate fired shot!!!

[Getaneh Mekonen @YoungEthio]

@GuyDealership

[Getaneh Mekonen @YoungEthio]

@kendramiddleton I love some Twitter drama!

[SEC Numbers Guy @secnumbersguy]

The Red River Rivalry is THE BEST rivalry in the country.

92,000 people split down the 50.

200,000 more in the fairgrounds trying to figure out which side of the stadium each roar came from.

No better environment for a football game.

[Getaneh Mekonen @YoungEthio]

@GuyDealership Solid choice sir.

[Pearland Football @PearlandOilers]

The Oilers are 6-0 and off to their hottest start since 2018 🔥

#BleedMaroon

[FearBuck @FearedBuck]

Cool Kicks was raided yesterday by the LAPD’s BUNCO/FORGERY Division, which handles fraud and counterfeit goods cases, leading to the arrest of founder Adeel Shams on felony charges related to alleged fraud

[Land, man @PLM_Pimp]

It has been rough two days.