Land, man

Secure the land and manage the people.

[Land, man @PLM_Pimp]

Curling isn't a real sport.

Texas: "Hold my beer"

[Land, man @PLM_Pimp]

@SomeAnonStaffer @napasportsgal @brentmoney @braschen1 This Comfort dude knows that, besides a short stint working for Fauci, Harrison sells golden doodle puppies for a living?

Golden doodles are as gay as bo french.

Dont be so gay next cycle. That should be your plan.

[Land, man @PLM_Pimp]

@jrs_mesh Depending on the airline there's usually a hard cutoff time, either 15 or 20 minutes before takeoff.

I know this because I waited too long at Peppers before running to my gate.

[Land, man @PLM_Pimp]

Steve just committed murder

[Steve Bresnen @SteveBresnen]

You don't know me. I'd hardly badmouth anyone for being gay. I just think if you're going to be in a closet it should have Finnish decor, heat, some hot rocks, a bucket of water & a ladle. Stair-stepped benches out of teak are a nice addition, too. Towel optional. Best

[Land, man @PLM_Pimp]

@RealPETE2020 hell yeah

[Land, man @PLM_Pimp]

The Republican-led Texas Education Agency has a reputation for rewriting the narrative of historical events.

Take the Three-Fifths Compromise, for example. In Texas, we're taught that an urban vote is worth three-fifths of a rural vote.

[Aeron @TexasLucha]

@ArmyRecon908 The people caring for the land sure as hell do, and their vote is weighted. A farmer or rancher in small rural area carries a bigger vote than a city dweller living in a high rise.

[Land, man @PLM_Pimp]

Allegedly, Bo French is a closeted homosexual.

Can we deport @bofrench?

[Bo French @bofrench]

@emeriticus Deport

[Land, man @PLM_Pimp]

What a change. What a change.

[Land, man @PLM_Pimp]

@bofrench

[Land, man @PLM_Pimp]

Bo French mentions Young Men 38 times in the last 30 days.

Time to switch parties and run Democrat in 2028 @bofrench

[Land, man @PLM_Pimp]

What was the Bo French campaign thinking

[Amy Bresnen @amy_bresnen]

it is clear that @bofrench would have a been a great Chairman of Culture and Tourism. For West Hollywood. 🌈 #txlege

[Land, man @PLM_Pimp]

@nimblephatty lol increased taxes on the cybertruck... No longer in production

[Land, man @PLM_Pimp]

If you haven't been following @RealPETE2020's Afghanistan adventures, you should be.

[Frac Sand PETE @RealPETE2020]

I introduced them to the beastie boys and we have been playing it for hours on repeat now

[Land, man @PLM_Pimp]

@Pref_Right Nu uh

[Land, man @PLM_Pimp]

Another money can't buy class tweet.

@dieworkwear care to critique @TonyBuzbee2's ridiculous getup?

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

buying attack ads against bo french, even after the election, just because i dislike him

[Land, man @PLM_Pimp]

@landman_texas Try their philly cheesy steak next go. It's life changing.

[Land, man @PLM_Pimp]

@LandmanLife @KentGra88631041 It's the nanny's

[𝙇𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙇𝙞𝙛𝙚 @LandmanLife]

🚨#EFT RollCall Memorial Edition🚨

Pour one out for the fallen. Accounts have been going into witness protection since Tuesday.

Some are gone. Some are already in here on burners.

Tag the survivors. Say their names. HR can subpoena the rest.

[Land, man @PLM_Pimp]

88 year old speaker of the house is wild

[Dade Phelan @DadePhelan]

Welcome to the club, Ms. T. @Senfronia4Texas 🤜🏻🤛🏾#78 #txlege 🇺🇸