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Your Hot Neighbor on the Paleo Diet is Probably Going to Lose All Her Teeth http://t.co/ByW3pnwGwj @christophjoyce @NPR

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Bangladesh Curbs Overpopulation By Killing Lots of People http://t.co/SZYl6vlGks @nytimes @EllenBarryNYT @HayesBrown

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Want to Cure Malaria? Just Cover Africa in Kitty Litter to Get Rid of Excess Water http://t.co/1KPEg8Fr39 @jasonbnpr #Malaria

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De Blasio Saves Horses from "Inhumane" Carriages By Rerouting Them to the Glue Factory http://t.co/LB44Juppct @edjsandoval @erinmdurkin

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This Guy's Leading the Turkish Revolution from Suburban Pennsylvania http://t.co/qQWhuyhgaK @tnr

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Sorry We Gentrified Your Neighborhood. Here's a Picasso For Your Trouble. http://t.co/sRwQFzdlmS @WSJ @KatyMcL

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New Data Proves that America (& the Rest of the West) Really Does Run on Dunkin' @MeredithFrost @DunkinDonuts

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Marines Poised to Enter #SouthSudan through Djibouti Despite Ample Djibouti Puns http://t.co/c6ejLelBtl @karendeyoung1 @africawriter

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Ben Bernanke Pops Out of a Cake for the Fed's 100th Birthday http://t.co/vPtgEQHvBI @WSJ @paulvigna

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Good News for Fido: He Can Keep His Cojones http://t.co/yZ5Ip008wn

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Elves Threaten to Unionize; Santa Cracks Down and Replaces Them All with Robots http://t.co/ZVp3lNAUtn @Forbes @TheAlexKnapp

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Uber Makes It Easier Than Ever to Flee Detroit http://t.co/BjYuOTL5Uw

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Glitter Now Counts as a Terrorist Weapon. (Kindergarteners, You've Been Warned.) http://t.co/we0Z6Jq486 @MotherJones @mtredden

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Christie Signs DREAM Act After Discovering the Ghost of Christmas Past is Actually an Illegal Immigrant http://t.co/OCP8HlPJRh @nprpolitics

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Employees Must (Not) Wash Hands Before Returning to Work http://t.co/EjAW5AhaiL @Forbes @MelanieHaiken #FDA #Antibacterial

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Burgers Are Really Just Sawdust-Candy Meatloaf http://t.co/2DM3ope0Xd @MotherJones @acpark1

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Max Baucus Sobs Himself to Sleep Wondering Why Obama Would Exile Him to Other Side of World http://t.co/awwTPNZNdd @maggiepolitico @mkraju

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Iranian Commandos Kidnap Dissidents In Iraq; Ben Affleck Texts His Agent "Can I Haz Commando Role?"http://t.co/8V5vRY3xLA @yochidreazen

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This Should Help You Plan Your Next Family Vacation http://t.co/weyEHFvA7v @HuffingtonPost @joe_satran

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Go Ahead and Hit Snooze -- You Can Get a Late Pass from the MTA http://t.co/ZcF2HG1aIJ @mattfleg