Jake Hoelter

Time’s 2006 person of the year.

[Jake Hoelter @YoungJayCub]

@Theorich78 @IowaSwano @HBreak8898 Jones is out of years, his Juco year is the same as his Covid year and he can’t double that up so no more eligibility.

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@megameng339 @SANDRAG830 @bangh39098 @MrJoKeR604 Imma pretty in shape dude and I think the name change is stupid and performative.

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@Artemis1984 @memphispearls @pfbartow @RamonaRichey @allenanalysis Regardless of whether the Covid vax does or doesn’t prevent Covid, how about we acknowledge that other vaccines like measles and polio do work and its anti vax people like you that are causing a resurgence or preventable diseases/viruses such as those.

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@Artemis1984 @memphispearls @pfbartow @RamonaRichey @allenanalysis You people are so willfully ignorant. An entire generation of keyboard warriors who think they are smarter than lifelong scientists because RFK or some other non educated morons on YouTube told you vaccines were bad. Fuck off.

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@diplodink @allenanalysis Pretty sure this is a bullshit fake story anyway. Can’t find any reputable news source posting it online.

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@OXHarryH1 @RamonaRichey @allenanalysis Pretty sure this isn’t a real story anyway. If you google it the times of India and NY Post are the only website to publish the story.

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@__haleys @OrigBones @RobDauster No. He’s embarrassing in his behavior.

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@jonnbonn00 @OrigBones @RobDauster Not objectively true, I’m more than happy as an ISU fan with Otz. Hurlers actions are continuously embarrassing.

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@Clarkitect @ChrisMWilliams You’re talking about the Kstate team that has gone on to beat Kansas and Arizona in the last 2 weeks?

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@MikeSmith_202 @imrightthough @geoffschwartz They probably would call an easy audible and just flip a pass out to a receiver but honestly I would love to see someone lineup in a way that forces Philly to make an adjustment. Forcing them to complete a pass still seems better than getting tush pushed twice a game.

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@MyNameIsNurf @geoffschwartz They literally say in football “low man wins” if you stand tall you are going to lose

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@KungFuRedNeck @TSUpdating You’re a loser

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@Bean4Heisman @PFF_College Dude hawks fans are embarrassing. I thought at least you were an OSU fan defending your own team. Nope just a hawk fan who’s got nothing better to do. Is there even 1 Hawkeye receiver on an active roster in the NFL?

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@jimcraddock @unusual_whales Fuck you jim

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@interesting_aIl These are no joke, my cousin was working in a Nolem factory and he got sucked into the machine and dried out on the drying rack

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@EldrisArt @RoyLuis189407 @big_business_ He’s making $88 million if he finishes his contract and will still have 5ish years of making good money in the league beyond that. I think he’s okay.

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@wunnawonn @Danlawrence21 @RoyLuis189407 @big_business_ I mean plenty of these guys fighting for roster spots only playing 1-3 seasons are going broke if they are stupid with their money but saquon is on pace to make $88 mil through his current contract and if he stays healthy he’s looking at $150+ for his career so he’s fine.

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@Hawkesbay69 @WindarkD3 The M in ATM stands for machine, you don’t sound very smart.