Young Jesus

Sound cloud rapper/ full time meme coin trader in the trenches 🔫😛 let’s get this mf bread 🥖

[Cole Kennelly @ColeGotTweets]

BVIV Index in @CoinDesk today

"The market isn't showing signs of panic, as evidenced from the bitcoin 30-day annualized implied volatility index, BVIV. It remains steady at around 58.8%, well within the price range seen last week. The same is true for the ether volatility index."

https://t.co/rmUHGQXCdI

[EarnBird @EarnBird]

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[Young Jesus @YoungJesusYoo]

@DragonmasterETH Oooo shit cuz

[0xDragon 🐂 🀄 @DragonmasterETH]

portfolio lookin like Tehran rn

[Study Fate @studyfate]

If you're not a white ass nigga goin hard as fuck, I don't want to talk to you

[Harry Ehrlich 🎄 @HotSaucedHarry]

WANGHAFs on top
Always have been ❣️

[Harry Ehrlich 🎄 @HotSaucedHarry]

WANGHAF
White Ass Niggas Going Hard AF

From George Washington to Nick Fuentes, we’ve been running the game for years 😤🎥

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[Young Jesus @YoungJesusYoo]

@studynakamoto Aaaa shit! Time for da white boys to eat 🍔

[Study 🔸 Nakamoto @studynakamoto]

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I will bless you wit tokens

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[Young Jesus @YoungJesusYoo]

At the end of the day, the pump coin will always win over whatever bullshit they tryna push on Bagzz

[Harry Ehrlich 🎄 @HotSaucedHarry]

Smells like Soros 👃🧃

[KINGMAXX 👑 @KingMaxFreedom]

$SOMALI

Rumor is a few quants with milly follower counts are about to LAY out a jumbo size god candle for CT with a Somali cto. Payroll loading, No gaurdrails....😳

#SomaliDaycare #WereOpen
#NFA

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[Trippy Santa @trippy_santa]

I ate too many caps. Brain split in two. 🍄🧠

Left brain: "Bro chill. Wrap the gifts slow. Be professional Santa."

Right brain: "Shut up nerd. Throw the whole sack on the chart at once."

Left: "We gotta build narrative. Lore. Shaman shit."

Right: "Lore is for normies. Just pump the fucking number. Apes love chaos."

Left: "But the reindeer..."

Right: "Reindeer are high too. They get it."

Both: "…wait they’re flying sideways already."

I’m arguing with myself like a dumbass.
Real talk I’m just losing my mind cause
Spores got me wired. Chart about to eat the sky.

Ho ho I’m cooked and bullish.

[TripTheHalls @TripTheHalls]

True story. Workshop dim lights. One elf packing gifts. Stares too long at the red wrap.

No cap eaten. Zero.

Suddenly kid freezes. Eyes bug out. Starts giggling at nothing. Whispers "chart folding space" then laughs harder.

Falls on ass. Rolling slow. Sees the pump before it hits.
Vibes that strong now. Magic leaking.

Elf down but bullish as fuck.

Spores dont lie. 🍄🍄🍄

[Young Jesus @YoungJesusYoo]

I’m at the Mets game right now and they got a 67 cam 😂😂 shit is viral af