Sasha

[Sunny @Takhar77]

"We're going to spend 2 months gaslighting you, but when it's proven you were all correct all along, we'll just call you delusional instead".

[lulu jr. @_lakaiser]

como espero que reaccione mi hombre después de darle dos besos

[Sam McKee @SamAMcKee]

Hahahahahahaha

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

WTF timeline are we on. Someone called me the MAGA whisperer and I’ll gladly take the title. Left, right, D or R we all want the same things. We’re being divided on purpose by the Epstein Elite Oligarch class because as long as we’re at each other’s throats, they get fat and rich off of our misery. The second we figure out we agree on more than we disagree, they’re done. Love your neighbor. Be yourself. Radical honesty. No fucks given, no fucks taken. Everything else is just noise. (But still fuck Jake “Brick Tamland” Tapper on any time line)

[DOJA CAT @DojaCat]

hey elon if u see this please put the audio post feature back on here. Thanks, u frog build looking bitch. Barrel chested ewok u look like u eat sand.

[Dave Hodge @davehodge20]

Here’s the thing about Toronto: If the Maple Leafs had bowed out of the playoffs playing as badly as the Canadiens did in their last three games, the Leafs would be hearing it til October. The Habs? They were just out of gas and beaten by a better team.

[Bostradamus @normalpostmaker]

It was never Mitch’s dream to play in Toronto. It was Paul’s. When he came here and saw that he wasn’t going to ever be captain or the best player, he became the victim and expected everyone to accommodate that.

[Uncle Ruckus @Emarged]

“Until death, all defeat is psychological."

[Lit Smoke @SmokeyAndLit]

The nigga said he’ll cry when Hov dies and shed a tear for every single thing he taught us, and he’s at the graveyard with ONE FROZEN teardrop on his face

DIABOLICAL 👿
GENIUS 🤯

I think you really cracked this shit 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 oh I meant cracced 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[distant @mercymeinfinity]

I hope Drake shout these niggas out or something. They never fell for the gimmicks or shock value. Stayed unbiased and objective the whole way through

[Dr. Brian Goldman @NightShiftMD]

Happy for Mitch Marner, but really wondering why hockey pundits are rubbing his apparent success in the faces of #Leafs fans. I was there in Game 7 a year ago and now realize that Marner was mailing it in during the most important Leafs game in two decades.

[Canadians for Justice and Peace in the Middle East @CJPME]

We just published a new report raising the alarm about the foreign influence activities of the Israeli government, which has been engaging in deception and covert ops to intervene in Canadian public affairs.

The report, titled “Israeli Foreign Influence, Intervention, and Transnational Repression in Canada,” also looks at Israel’s repressive targeting of its critics outside of its borders, including advocating for restrictions on Canadians’ democratic rights.

For too long, Canada's political debates on foreign interference have excluded Israel's actions from scrutiny, revealing a dangerous double standard. Our report urges Canadian authorities to acknowledge that Israel is a threat, and hold malicious actors accountable.

Read the full report here: https://t.co/2tWA5OLJkV

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

I hate when my boss gives me tasks like please go get some hoes man lol

[ANGELO @Tha_realangelo]

I kept saying this beef was the most catastrophic for Hiphop in general.

Drake out here doing everything for the love of the game : giving out verses, doing features, responding to diss tracks, Doing Collab albums, showing love/ cosigning upcoming rappers,putting n!ggas on his tour etc.

And in 2024 it just became cool to hate on Drake and call him all sorts of disgusting names possible ? Lmao.

In the Long run people will actually realise nothing good & long lasting came out of that beef.

[Morning Brew ☕️ @MorningBrew]

Boomers making 3x your salary watching you convert a word doc to a PDF

[Sasha @YoungPitokes]

@heatdaddy69420 How’d he get mclovins fit??

[ƛƘƳƠƁƛ༈༈ @be_like_joke]

cannabis has many benefits. for example, it makes u retarded. but in addition, it also makes u lazy. no worries tho. it also makes you fat and insane.

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Content creator Blurbs has developed a Skyrim mod where you can only defeat dragons by debating them on the geopolitics of Tamriel