Jake.

hanging with the goodie goodies, lounging in paradise

[Jake. @YourBestPalJake]

Thanksgiving, Christmas and New Years all down the drain this year due to this mission. Shit sucks sometimes, always appreciate the chances you get when you have family and loved ones all under the same roof

[Jake. @YourBestPalJake]

Two years later and guess what I’m doing right now

[eric curtin @dubstep4dads]

if you die at hot topic you die in real life

[Cat Damon @CornOnTheGoblin]

i took her out // it was a sunday night
we went to church // to drink the blood of christ

[ret @rad_milk]

when my grandfather was sick in bed i would shave his legs for him. he didn't want me to but i did it still

[Soulja Boy @souljaboy]

In this world you either crank that soulja boy or it cranks you

[joe viben @MoJoe41]

Two Soulja Boys diverged in a wood, and I,
I took the one less cranked,
And that has made all the difference.

[John Kennedy @FrazzleMyGimp]

ME: Can I buy you a drink?

HER: I have a boyfriend.

ME: {counting coins on the table} He can only get something small then.

[Jake. @YourBestPalJake]

4 more days until I’m back in Indiana for the first time in years, and honestly I’m most excited to see trees and vegetation. Don’t take that shit for granted. Friends coming in at a close third tho

[Jake. @YourBestPalJake]

No rest for the wicked

[Jake. @YourBestPalJake]

Two weeks without a phone sucks but the worst part of it is losing my +1 year timehop streak tomorrow . If any funny tweets happen while I’m gone please send a carrier pigeon to the mojave desert

[drewtoothpaste.bsky.social @drewtoothpaste]

wonder what all the kids from high school who marched extremely fast through the hallway between every class are doing right now

[alex @mineifiwildout_]

the new asap rocky album fucking slaps Jesus Christ

[Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD Bioplasticity @BuckyIsotope]

ME: *slams buzzer* MUFFIN FUCKER?
PAT: 1) we don’t have buzzers 2) that doesn’t even fit 3) I’ll give you $20 to leave now
ME: no deal Howie

[wint @dril]

i just got logged on to the site and im going to need you all to shut the fuck up for like an hour while i get caught up on my feed here

[Jake. @YourBestPalJake]

@_PARTAY Rub rice on it then leave it to soak in a bowl of water

[Jake. @YourBestPalJake]

I get to wake up at 12:30 am to start my day 🙃🙃🙃

[Jake. @YourBestPalJake]

The present is constant highs and lows, but the future always looks a little bit brighter

[Jake. @YourBestPalJake]

Happy Drinko tomorro

[Jake. @YourBestPalJake]

This view is worth the sunburn