YourFridgeRan

strictly apolitical

[Just Loki @LokiJulianus]

Reading is faster than listening if you're not clinically retarded.

[frye @___frye]

they should have detonated a nuke for the semiquincentennial. somewhere out in the desert. charge admission. just one more time

[realeaterforever @realeater4ever]

This the dude driving in front of you when your 20 minutes late to work

[Marty Robbins 🏴‍☠️🇺🇸 @Mike_McD5511]

You can't gaslight me. I was there. School lunches were not like this until AFTER Michelle Obama decided to do her school lunch bullshit.

[The Fat Electrician @Fat_Electrician]

I thought is was:
A: 90-100
B: 80-89
C: 70-79
D: 60-69
F: 0-59

[Ienka @ankyhaidy]

i've started answering my phone when a number i don't know rings and damn some of that shit's important

[Woofers @NotWoofers]

You guys have got to let it go

[YourFridgeRan @YourFridgeRan]

He thinks he's FDR 😭

[NewsWire @NewsWire_US]

TRUMP. I AM PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE MY INTENTION TO RUN FOR A FOURTH TERM AS PRESIDENT.

[Woofers @NotWoofers]

Su-57 crashed in Moscow. First total Su-57 loss of the war. Pilot ejected. Potential friendly fire.

[Wiggle Wiggle Vigil @DaOfficialVigil]

“Past a certain age, a man who still believes his favorite failed prototype aircraft should’ve entered service is a bad thing.”

[😳‼️ @oIdmateaidon]

This picture is horrifying

[Publius 🇺🇲🇵🇸🔻🍉 @trackthedecline]

Dudes are getting tired of the games

[Kirsche 🥥 🧁 @KirscheVerstahl]

why in the hell????

[Being and Slime @MysticNorwood]

For me, the female race lost any semblance of mystique when I learned that stripper poles rotate freely...

[Plantation Prince🏴 @HooliganWyrd]

Mummatwt will be the next thing to breach containment into the normiesphere like "chud" has and DNBs are

[Athena @Minifarmthena]

She keeps rubbing herself against the chair or sofa until she builds up a static charge and then runs over and shocks me.
Why does she understand static electricity??? How does she know to use it for evil???

[ً @NotJosephGarcia]

I’ve been cheating on my wife a decent amount recently and I don’t know why. I suspect it’s because I’m a former “gifted child.”