Jack Blanchard

S-Tier Button Pusher | B2B Marketing Professional | @UofSC Masters Alum | @LifeAtPurdue Alum 🔨🚂 |

[Jack Blanchard @YourFriend_Jack]

It always seems impossible until it gets done

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

stepping in ‘potle for the hat trick has to go so hard

[Jack Blanchard @YourFriend_Jack]

@BearsShowYo I’ll be there for the love watch BSY

[Jack Blanchard @YourFriend_Jack]

Love is dead

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Ariana Grande and Ethan Slater have broken up, TMZ reports.

(https://t.co/7aavapu66M)

[Ross Read @RossRead]

Chicago did it again this weekend.
- Pokémon GO Fest
- USA vs Germany Friendly
- Cubs vs Giants
-Greek Fest
-Ribfest
- 57th Street Art Fair
And much more….

Summertime Chi is undefeated.

[dmg04 @A_dmg04]

Guardians make their own fate

[ATX data @data_atx]

I believe this would be the largest Austin startup valuation ever 🚀

[Jack Blanchard @YourFriend_Jack]

GG

[Destiny 2 @DestinyTheGame]

Read the full blog at https://t.co/1PmLuyR3aD

For almost twelve years, we have had the joy and honor to explore the Destiny universe with you all. Through all the ups and downs, surprises and triumphs, building Destiny alongside our players has been a monumental privilege. While our love for Destiny 2 has not changed, it has become clear that after The Final Shape, we have reached the time for our shared worlds, and Destiny, to live beyond Destiny 2.

As our focus turns towards a new beginning for Bungie, we will begin work incubating our next games. To that end, on June 9, 2026, we will release the final live-service content update for Destiny 2 to begin that new journey as a studio.

Though active development may be concluding, we will ensure that Destiny 2 remains playable, just as the original Destiny is today. Many changes in this final update will aim to ensure that Destiny 2 is a welcoming place for players to return to.

We’re proud of Destiny 2, the places it took us, and the legacy it has created. Because of you all, our universe is vast, built on years of shared stories, adventures, and victories. From the Cosmodrome to the Pale Heart to the Lawless Frontier, we have forged life-long memories and friendships with you all.

We are incredibly grateful to everyone who made that journey with us.

From the deepest part of our hearts, thank you, and we'll see you in the stars.

[Jack Blanchard @YourFriend_Jack]

You wanna see a dead body?

[Governor Hot Wheels @GovHotWheels_TX]

Austin / Houston / Dallas

[Jack Blanchard @YourFriend_Jack]

This is conduct unbecoming of a goat

[Lil Wayne WEEZY F @LilTunechi]

It’s truly a humbling experience when events like Coachella & the Grammys come around & like clockwork,I’m uninvited & uninvolved. I appreciate my position or space I hold in ya heart & mind if so bc you’re the humbling experience that’s timeless & 4dat I thk u. Iaintshitwithoutu

[Babz @BabzOnTheMic]

Tbh. This is a really nice picture. The scenery is beautiful. Photographer ate.

[Will Ahmed @willahmed]

You have no experience.
You’ve never started a company.
You’ve never had a full time job.
Nike is going to kill you.
You’re a kid.
You don’t have technical skills.
You shouldn’t build hardware.
Apple is going to kill you.
You can’t build hardware.
You can’t measure heart rate non-invasively.
Athletes don’t care about recovery.
Under Armour is going to kill you.
It won’t be accurate.
You don’t listen.
You’re an ineffective leader.
You can’t recruit great talent.
You’re going to have to pay every athlete.
You can’t measure sleep non-invasively.
It’s too expensive to research.
Athletes are a small market.
The product costs too much to make.
The product costs too much to sell.
Your valuation is too high.
Consumers aren’t going to want it.
Hardware is too hard.
You should measure steps.
Fitbit is going to kill you.
You can’t build a marketing engine.
You can’t raise enough money.
You need a real CEO.
Google is going to kill you.
You can’t be a subscription.
You can’t build a brand.
You can’t do consumer in Boston.
Your valuation is too high.
You shouldn’t make accessories.
You shouldn’t make apparel.
Lululemon is going to kill you.
You can’t predict Covid.
Stay in your niche.
You are going to run out of money.
You can’t build a health platform.
Amazon is going to kill you.
You can’t measure blood pressure.
You can’t get medical approvals.
The market is too small.
You don’t understand AI.
The market is too competitive.
It won’t work internationally.
The supply chain is too complicated.
You can’t build an AI.
You can’t raise enough money.
It’s too competitive.
Healthcare isn’t going to want it.
…

Just keep going ✌️

[Jack Blanchard @YourFriend_Jack]

Fuck that

[More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS]

The average monthly new-car payment has reached $774.

[Jack Blanchard @YourFriend_Jack]

@TrungTPhan That was quick

[Jack Blanchard @YourFriend_Jack]

Go meek go

[MeekMill @MeekMill]

Like recover all business controls ... tracking royalties ... locating money ... finding reg flags ... planning ... organizing years of information ... creating family office structure... business navigation ... I've been waiting my whole life for tools like this!

[Jack Blanchard @YourFriend_Jack]

This happened to me before

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

A FEMA Director says he was “teleported” 50 miles to a Waffle House

He described the bizarre experience as “real” and “no fun”

[Bill Simmons @BillSimmons]

Been flowin' stupid since Vince Carter was on some through the legs arm in the hoop shit.

[Jack Blanchard @YourFriend_Jack]

Is oryx at the front or in the back 🧐

[Aztecross @Aztecross]

Nah I can’t accept this

[Jack Blanchard @YourFriend_Jack]

@blueberriesGG Peak