Sir General

Hampshires finest

[ANDOVER NEW STREET 💚🖤⚽️ @AndoverNSfc]

🧤 NEW SIGNING 🧤
Andover New Street FC are delighted to welcome goalkeeper Luke Cairney to the club ahead of the new season.

Manager JC said:
"Luke is a player that I've known for a while now. Since becoming manager, I've called him every summer to see what his plans were, always knowing it would be hard to get him, but I like to shoot for the stars from time to time.
His career speaks for itself, the level he's played at and his achievements representing Army football at the highest level. So when the opportunity presented itself, it was something we just couldn't turn down.
I'm very happy to have him on board."

Please join us in giving Luke a warm Andover New Street welcome! 💚🖤
#UpTheStreet
@jamiecoleman10 @swsportsnews @nonleaguesouths @NonLeagueCrowd @DmitriusOld

[Sir General @YourGeneral1]

@BallinFFB You got a paedophile felon who fights wars for other countries in charge you Mongo

[Sir General @YourGeneral1]

@BallinFFB Don't you have any more schools to shoot you Mong

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Some team 👀😮‍💨

[Sir General @YourGeneral1]

@UtdHeisenberg_ Sven and Fabio were Retards not playing him more

[dan @bierkonceagain]

Calling a movie The Two Towers in 2002 was very funny

[Sir General @YourGeneral1]

@UtdXclusive £85 million 😂😂😂

[Sir General @YourGeneral1]

@Dgrego1998 @ccfc_07 If that's the case, then why did you get battered by Iran and Vietnam

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Everybody at Manchester United is encouraged by Denmark’s update on Christian Eriksen following today’s abandoned friendly against Ukraine.

The club is sending strength and love to Christian and the Eriksen family as we await further news.

[Sir General @YourGeneral1]

@SpangledBallers You Yanks should stick to shooting each other with Guns rather than trying to banter us Brits about Football

[Sir General @YourGeneral1]

@365__Football Give me Craven Cottage any day of the week over that NFl souless shite

[Martin Sellner @MartinSellner_]

The utter hypocrisy of German media.

[Basil the Great @BasilTheGreat]

Keir Starmer: JD Vance was wrong to speak about Henry Nowak from a different country

Trevor Phillips: Isn't that hypocritical, considering Keir Starmer spoke about George Floyd in a different country

David Lammy: Keir was in opposition at the time, JD Vance is in Government

Really... that's what you're going with? 🤦

[Sir General @YourGeneral1]

@BritifyUK Hope the boiling water is Ok

[Britify @BritifyUK]

🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨

Vickrum Digwa has reportedly been attacked at HMP Armley, where he is currently being held following the murder of Henry Nowak.

⚠️ Reports indicate that a mixture of sugar and boiling water was thrown in his face, causing serious burns.

🏥 His injuries are not believed to be life-threatening, but he has reportedly suffered significant facial burns and skin damage.

🚑 He is currently receiving treatment in the hospital wing at HMP Armley.

Share the brilliant news!

[Sir General @YourGeneral1]

Scraping past and playing shite against a country whose 2 most popular sports aren't even Football 💀

[Sir General @YourGeneral1]

Sam Matterface and Lee Dixon

[Sir General @YourGeneral1]

@SkitsB4ck Hanwell off all clubs 😕

[Camilla Tominey @CamillaTominey]

Didn't the Tories allow you to marry?!

[Beorma ࿇ 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @BeormasSpam]

We already know the answer.