Your Kid's Not Cute

Just a couple of girls living life with our hubbies and our pups, trying to show that the #childfree life is actually ok 👌🏽

[Your Kid's Not Cute @YourKidsNotCute]

Person: *solves world hunger, cures cancer, saves all endangered species*

Social media: “oh. ok, cool…”

Someone else: *announces they’re pregnant*

Social media: “OMG!!!!!! I’M SOOOOO HAPPY FOR YOU!!!!!! THAT’S SOOOO AMAZING!!!! CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!”

#childfree

[Your Kid's Not Cute @YourKidsNotCute]

@chryztfer 🤣🙌🏼

[Your Kid's Not Cute @YourKidsNotCute]

Three cheers for Eloise #Bridgerton

[Your Kid's Not Cute @YourKidsNotCute]

Who do I need to bribe to get an indefinite moratorium on social media pregnancy and pregnancy-adjacent posts?

Better yet, let’s implement good old Microsoft Word find-and-replace where all baby-related news is swapped out for memes from The Office.

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@KerryVent Exactly this.

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I swear if only moms would write their VERY personal letters to their kids on actual paper to give to them as an adult, rather than posting it on social media like some sort of badge this world would be much better.

I don’t need to read, “Dear sweet boy…” but one day he might.

[Your Kid's Not Cute @YourKidsNotCute]

@FiskSjord It’s very frustrating that in general, we are expected to be considerate of kids/people with kids, even to make exceptions for them…but it’s not reciprocated.

[Your Kid's Not Cute @YourKidsNotCute]

I’m trying to sit out on my patio and enjoy a drink while I relax and read before bed. It’s 9:30 pm here.
My neighbors are having a bonfire and roasting marshmallows with their kids, so it’s noisy, but okay, I can deal. We’re all stuck at home and trying to make it fun. Fine.

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This tweet didn’t age well, because of course he changed his mind and now has twins, just like everyone else in the world is convinced we will. 🙃

[Your Kid's Not Cute @YourKidsNotCute]

When Kevin said, “I mean, honestly, the idea of me having kids makes me physically nauseous” on tonight’s episode of #ThisIsUs⁠ ⁠, I yelped and clapped at my tv in my clean, quiet, #childfree living room. 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Your Kid's Not Cute @YourKidsNotCute]

@KerryVent Saaaame. It drives me up the wall.

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The irony that #childfree by choice people are usually the ones who get told they’re selfish, but...this like a selfish reason to have kids there, Pam.
Big assumption too, that they’ll even want to do either of those things for you.

[Pam Coulter @pamcoultercbs]

@travishelwig But they also take care of you when your old and can drive you to the airport!

[Your Kid's Not Cute @YourKidsNotCute]

@travishelwig Lol the pressed parents in these replies have me rolling 🤣🤣🤣

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Follow this thread and replies.
You’re welcome.

[Katie @ZiziFothSi]

The real reason they discourage MRIs during pregnancy is because then people would realise they’re incubating nightmare demons and would be rightfully terrified

[Your Kid's Not Cute @YourKidsNotCute]

This.

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@kugraduate Oh a hundred percent.

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And this is why I will never understand No Pet policies or the insanely high pet rent some places charge.
CHILD rent is what should be a thing.
My dog wouldn’t inflict even the tiniest fraction of this destruction.
I feel for this landlord, oooof.

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@4wkw4rd4f That’s exactly how I feel. Backyard bonfires and fireworks aren’t even legal where I live. 🙃🙃🙃

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I do my best to keep my music and noise level low when I’m out on my patio late at night, because I don’t want to to disturb them or their kids if they’re sleeping.
But somehow they don’t have to think of anyone else?
AITA?

[Your Kid's Not Cute @YourKidsNotCute]

Maybe I’m overreacting, but it’s taking everything in me not to go off on them. It’s one thing to deal with this during the holidays where fireworks are common, as the world does not revolve around my dog.
But I see NO reason for this.

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What if I told you that we are ALL allowed to be tired or exhausted for ANY reason, not just parents, because our bodies literally require rest?
It’s not a competition, Brenda.

#Childfree