Eevee

Your friendly neighborhood Eevee! You know you love me ;) original Eevee bb. ~all jokes here pls don't take me seriously~

[Eevee @YourLocalEevee]

You know what's worse? Getting stuck with you as a trainer. Transfer me please. https://t.co/EmgJgItXKD

[Rubio @RubioJ_]

Hatching a eevee off a 10k egg is the worst

[Eevee @YourLocalEevee]

bitch quit complaining and delete the app already https://t.co/2IG29JGiQi

[Austin Clark @aclark_45]

Really Niantic, an eevee in from my 10k egg? It's like you're telling me to stop playing this game.

[Eevee @YourLocalEevee]

bitch you got lucky https://t.co/qXcKXocveq

[Eevee @YourLocalEevee]

guys it looks like we've hit 666 followers. let's pause to recognize this noteworthy achievement 😈

[Eevee @YourLocalEevee]

I'm fucking adorable.

[Eevee @YourLocalEevee]

Bad day? Bitch any day you hatch an Eevee is a GREAT day. https://t.co/a4uxYOnD1J

[Josh @joshyt02]

@iAlexGutteridge very sad for you. I've had a bad day too. Got an Eevee in a 10km egg

[Eevee @YourLocalEevee]

this guy knows what's up https://t.co/9a4jBEzMQ1

[Eevee @YourLocalEevee]

I'm always majestic 💁🏻 https://t.co/HgDExInBtw

[Eevee @YourLocalEevee]

thanks broski ✌🏼️ https://t.co/VtdJwRrh4B

[Arbok @Arbok_Snake]

I fuckin hate most other pokemon. These are the only aight ones: @YourLocalEevee @Snorlax________ @Rattata___ everyone else suuuucks lol

[Eevee @YourLocalEevee]

love you too boo 😘 https://t.co/uI2yFHHK3X

[Eevee @YourLocalEevee]

Looks like you hit the jackpot! 🎉 https://t.co/Et5mboevSe

[Eevee @YourLocalEevee]

Bitch now you know exactly how your parents feel about you ☺️ https://t.co/baEulBS2KP

[lauren ☀️ @wakeuplauren_]

I also got a damn eevee from a 10k egg today. No thanks i didn't walk that for the result to be a let down

[Eevee @YourLocalEevee]

this is abuse. https://t.co/KENrWJrPon

[Eevee @YourLocalEevee]

Shut the fuck up Paras just get @OddishPokemon to chop the mushrooms off for you https://t.co/pdFr6bggZR

[Paras @parasmushroom]

@YourLocalEevee can we get the voices out of my head too? I think its the mushrooms tbh

[Eevee @YourLocalEevee]

Shame on YOU for being a whiny little bitch-transfer me before I break out of this pokeball and shove it up your ass https://t.co/G79lb2PGqy

[Eevee @YourLocalEevee]

hey bitches let's #getdenizeabae @Rattata_Rat

[caterpieler @CaterpiePGO]

Wtf?

[Eevee @YourLocalEevee]

500 followers? Thanks guys 😘

[Eevee @YourLocalEevee]

At least I'm not a blueberry 😒 https://t.co/gYVI2l6W5s

[Eevee @YourLocalEevee]

@Weedle___ 's weight has gotten a bit out of hand... None of us have had the heart to tell him yet https://t.co/TQJIUBBG4X

[Eevee @YourLocalEevee]

I 'onno man maybe you're just really big. Maybe it's time to go on a diet. https://t.co/wwd6o4Ujl6