Paras

If I roast you it's the mushrooms talking not me

[Paras @parasmushroom]

If I roast you don't take it to heart its a joke

[Paras @parasmushroom]

Will do thank https://t.co/n5G2OlqMf1

[Eevee @YourLocalEevee]

Shut the fuck up Paras just get @OddishPokemon to chop the mushrooms off for you https://t.co/pdFr6bggZR

[Paras @parasmushroom]

@YourLocalEevee can we get the voices out of my head too? I think its the mushrooms tbh

[Paras @parasmushroom]

@PidgeyBirdd you want some shrooms

[Paras @parasmushroom]

Probably better than your drink tho https://t.co/WT5N3FO4ig

[Maria @MariaSandberg8]

Hmmm, this wasn't what i ordered @Starbucks . #Latte ? #Paras #PokemonGo 🤔

[Paras @parasmushroom]

Why am I in the corner i dont deserve this https://t.co/Hq8wPofrUJ

[DoremyHoldingThings @DormiHoldsStuff]

Doremy holding Parasect. #doremysweetholdingthings #touhou #doremysweet #pokemon #parasect #paras

[Paras @parasmushroom]

That was a fun night https://t.co/i0XVifRuC5

[Paras @parasmushroom]

As depressing as that dragonite would've been https://t.co/IdVH0mUHsG

[Paras @parasmushroom]

No problem my man https://t.co/fFFvFg1X0N

[Jocelyn Uy :: #baconlady :: @j0cey]

Thanks #paras for grabbing me a #dolewhip ! It's really refreshing! 😜 #teamvalor #disneyland… https://t.co/eplFLHHUhu

[Paras @parasmushroom]

@YourLocalEevee is weightwatcher

[Paras @parasmushroom]

@PidgeyBirdd whats good

[Paras @parasmushroom]

tbh u needed it https://t.co/maq8bOcbUK

[D-Kun @Dkun_Ysui0000]

Not a lot of pokemon spawns where I live.
Sees Paras 3 blocks away and runs.
Catches it.
Sees 37 CP.
Not worth the calories burned.
D:<

[Caterpie @CaterpieHere]

Free my nigga weedle 🙏🏽⛽️ #freeweedle

https://t.co/37ykhPoZvr

[Paras @parasmushroom]

You must be so happy right now https://t.co/FgLVcoeJgV

[Paras @parasmushroom]

I WANT IT https://t.co/K0G0b1A8uP

[Pivi @HeroPivi]

FUCK OFF PARAS ITS MY SODA

[Paras @parasmushroom]

Idk why you're complaining https://t.co/PUo7CJmem1

[Paras @parasmushroom]

This should be the greatest day of your life I'm much better than meowth https://t.co/hHkhKMbijl

[Paras @parasmushroom]

Im just staring at that zit of yours https://t.co/KEf55VuEos

[Paras @parasmushroom]

That was a bad phase in my life im good now https://t.co/SaEjBGW7zt

[Paras @parasmushroom]

That was a crazy night https://t.co/dGXOd1kMxo

[Kevin Mearns @Kevin_Mearns]

When Pokemon mate... 😂😂 #Nidoran #Paras #Nidoras #PokemonGO #PokemonGOuk