if i tell you my head hurts i don’t want you to ask me if i’ve had enough water. i want you to drop to your knees and scream “she doesn’t deserve this!!!” until god puts me out of my misery
Took my sister out to the bar last night and a gay gestured at her outfit and said "you ate" and my sister replied "we had thai food for dinner" and then asked me if she looked bloated
saw a tiktok made by a literal child where he was like "people in gen z that say things like eepy kitten is just like millennials saying heckin doggo" and i'm gonna be sick