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@ryanhallyall YESSSSS

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I don't keep up with Twitter or the news much these days, so I was severely confused when my app was just the letter X. I guess it's time to uninstall finally. 😬

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I made all 3 of these little cakes today. Happy Pride, Bitchezzz. (The 3rd one requested a pride cake with jellyfish 😍)
#PrideMonth

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I'd like to think the Gays caused Pat Robinson's death. Happy Pride, bitches 🥳

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My first impression of Fear Street: Part One... "Oh, it's Stranger Screams" but then they're playing the first note from each bar of the Halloween theme. I love it?

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Although John is really sad about his Lima beans.

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I was really scared to open the comment section of this post, but it actually surprised me! Very few negative comments.

[National Weather Service @NWS]

We'd like to reiterate that this is NOT Mars.

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Wtf

[Local 3 News @Local3News]

BODY FOUND: Chattanooga police have arrested a woman, charging her with the abuse of a corpse after a man's body was found inside a barrel in a hotel room on Lee Highway. https://t.co/UgA7tq4iM4

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The Driving Crooner has me actually weeping with laughter. The absolute chaos that is I Think You Should Leave.

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@GeoffreyKeel I love that there is the possibility for multiple pairs of Hoochy Daddy shorts. (Also sorry for spamming, I forgot about Twitter for like a month and I follow roughly 4 real people.)

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@ouiouiapey @GeoffreyKeel ✨comedy✨

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@GeoffreyKeel Floridanus makes me uncomfy

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@GeoffreyKeel https://t.co/GpqawoZaBp

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@GeoffreyKeel He'll give you so much information some other time about something that you didn't ask about.

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The series finale of The Good Place is one of the most beautiful, heart-breakimg episodes of TV. Iykyk.

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All Champy's locations just look like an actual tornado put them together. Why do you have to make it look like that?

[Sarah Larchmont @SarahLarchmont]

I believe you, Lauren.