Eric Oakley (He/They) 🏳️‍⚧️🍉

He/They - 21 - Find me on Tumblr and Bluesky

[awesome joseph @awesomejoseph6]

my boner is made of steel and i cum neon green toxic sludge

[cher @mclIark]

why can’t i put my fingers in the dentists mouth

[mars 🛸⭐ phm x 14 @redder_planet]

‼️ WORDLE SPOILERS 16 JUNE ‼️
amaze amaze amaze
#projecthailmary #wordle

[fitlit @deathbysalesman]

I was trying to use a straight razor to shave "down there" and ended up cutting my penis clean in half. So I'm going to be, maybe. 15 minutes late,

[teddie 🎶 @zimaknight]

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[Guppi @guppisound]

Maybe ur cat is meowing because they want three beers

[ozzie 1312 @awzieeeeee]

I love Mexican Lesbians and i hate the united states of america

[𓏵 @laceddotz]

what’s the point of having boobs if nobody six seven them

[Fuz 🍉 @Fuzppp]

phm is the red sauce that makes me go crazy and hurt myself and others

[lxlia @lxlyuh]

can i come over and roll around in your bed

[Big Nate Season 2 @ndogid]

Said some autistic things today at work and as punishment I will be hitting my penis with a hammer for several hours to atone

[🪩🎲🍒 @expired_grl]

maybe your cat is meowing bc it wants a cigarette

[project kal mary @shewhowillrise]

Everything is Project Hail Mary if you’re mentally ill enough

[evan.. @dogparkranger]

i think she's using me for my terrible looks and bad penis and no money

[👤 @user836462848]

I see u dr pepper #RealCreamer

[dan @Dansplainer]

you start rocking khakis and they threaten to bite your weewee clean off

[elizabeth𖦹 @NautilusGrrl]

i love when a nasty ass bassline jerks me off a little bit

[Cait @Caitiieeh]

Everytime I go to the cinema I am chasing the high that was Project Hail Mary