Hellman

I don’t really care for the visual stylings of Baz Luhrmann

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@bysameng Sam what are your grievances from the past year?

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@MLB @Topps Big Papi promised me that card when we met at an Arby’s in 2006

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Celebrating Big Papi's 50th birthday with a big giveaway!

Repost and reply for your chance to win this @Topps autographed card!

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@Wario64 Finally a deal specifically meant for me and my crippling Ferrero Rocher addiction

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@JeremyMonjo If you had to make a Mount Rushmore of your favorite sandwhiches which would you choose

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If nothing good ever happens to me again at least I got to eat Swordfish 2 days in a row

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The bartender just said I look like Napoleon Dynamite’s cooler cousin so I’m not sure how to feel

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My broken umbrella reminded me that some days it’s your turn to be the bloody rag man on the red line

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@vintagepuro Super cool!! Is Dragon Kid still wrestling today??

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I do so many funny walks in an effort to make my coworkers laugh that I literally don’t remember how to walk normally

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They call me Toesferatu

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Just created a fucked up character named Big Barry Blitzen who owns Big Barry Blitzen’s Basment Ballroom and if you don’t go to his Big Basement Ballroom Bash he breaks into your house and teaches you how to dance

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I’ve been doing a primal scream in my car before and after work every day and now I’ve lost access to my parking garage

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@s4m31p4n Ho ho hoh my god they hit the pentagon

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Me doing this to the friend that fell asleep first at the sleepover

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This is Gyotaku, the traditional Japanese art of printing fish or other sea animals onto paper

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Head from a lady with cinnamon in her mouth call that a Blumpkin Spice

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@Venommoe Oh no way! It goes so hard keep up the great work!

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My roommate keeps trying to steal my fuckin money (asking me nicely to pay my half of the electric bill) and I don’t know how much more I can take