Janden (homeowner)

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[Janden (homeowner) @YozTunes]

https://t.co/ya6sTxynKy no one else has to die.

[Janden (homeowner) @YozTunes]

Thanks to @endoverdose for this awesome kit. Had a few close calls at work with opiate users recently, now I'm prepared for the worst. No one dies on our watch.

[Janden (homeowner) @YozTunes]

@hotchipncry @joshpm She's getting up there in the years, but she's still just as goofy. Fergus is keeping her young

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@joshpm Lola and Fergus

[Janden (homeowner) @YozTunes]

Tornado weather today

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

HIM: Do you know what horses are?
MEDIEVAL ARTIST: Ha ha! Of course I know horkses!
HIM: Horses.
MEDIEVAL ARTIST:…Horp-horpses.

[Mike Bird @Birdyword]

Something inherently funny about the phrase "Disney regrets that it has come to this"

[Janden (homeowner) @YozTunes]

@taylorvakarian They

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This is fergus

[Janden (homeowner) @YozTunes]

He sleepin

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That little, sad, vaguely sour chord that closes out "Touch" by Daft Punk is so cathartic and beautiful.

[Janden (homeowner) @YozTunes]

@kazz000m An insane meal for an insane man

[Janden (homeowner) @YozTunes]

One of my salespeople is eating the breakfast of champions: Dr Pepper and a pickle in a bag.

[Janden (homeowner) @YozTunes]

The HD 600 hype is so deserved, I am a believer.

[Janden (homeowner) @YozTunes]

That's a big bitch

[SpaceX @SpaceX]

Starship fully stacked at Starbase

[Janden (homeowner) @YozTunes]

Had to do my first negative coaching session today as a sales manager. Some people are really just incapable of introspection.

[bandcamp @Bandcamp]

.@ThysMusic is hosting a vinyl crowdfunding campaign for "Shoulder To Shoulder," a 7-track EP that represents their solo return to club music.

Pledge your support here: https://t.co/N2DlQETWXj

[Janden (homeowner) @YozTunes]

Mackie makes the Mosin Nagant of speakers. They're not finely tuned, ultra polished, feats of engineering but when you need to knock someone on their ass at 50 yards on the cheap they've got your back.

[🥀_ Imposter_🥀 @Imposter_Edits]

Copaganda 101.
Turns out this is the same department that left 65-year-old veteran Gregory Gross paralyzed after using "pain compliance" techniques on him last year.
A story that didn't get 1/10th the media coverage as this bunny plastered over every news outlet in the world.

[Janden (homeowner) @YozTunes]

Oh fuck yes

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@taylorvakarian

[Janden (homeowner) @YozTunes]

@sring_e @SuperBurnerMan @NextBestPicture That's just three dudes beaching each other off, nothing wrong with that