You Couldnt Make It Up 🇬🇧🇧🇪

… except now they are! Look beyond the headlines. Reality now indistinguishable from satire and parody. Here for the 😂 and occasional 😡😤 Frequent sarcasm.

[You Couldnt Make It Up 🇬🇧🇧🇪 @Yucomi1]

What an absolute shit Max is. It’s bound to come out. Lauren and Mark couldn’t be more obvious if they put out bunting and were at it in the middle of the square!

[You Couldnt Make It Up 🇬🇧🇧🇪 @Yucomi1]

@atrupar Weird stance.

[You Couldnt Make It Up 🇬🇧🇧🇪 @Yucomi1]

@Dookoo_G4 @Markos_mom Joking about a grown man sharing a bed with a 13 year old? Sure, hilarious! Equivalent to joking about rape. It’s not funny.

[You Couldnt Make It Up 🇬🇧🇧🇪 @Yucomi1]

@piyushmittal Biding their time until January?

[You Couldnt Make It Up 🇬🇧🇧🇪 @Yucomi1]

@dave43law Pretty sure a lot of people knew what was going on. Either complicit or didn’t want to say anything. Men and money, powerful forces.

[You Couldnt Make It Up 🇬🇧🇧🇪 @Yucomi1]

@Damaan4u33 Would not be surprised.

[You Couldnt Make It Up 🇬🇧🇧🇪 @Yucomi1]

@MittensOff Aw bless! They’re like five year olds running around the garden pretending to be superman and batman!

[You Couldnt Make It Up 🇬🇧🇧🇪 @Yucomi1]

@miffythegamer How the other half lives. Unreal.

[We Own It @We_OwnIt]

🚨BREAKING
The Financial Times has just revealed that Thames Water’s US hedge fund creditors are close to agreeing a ‘last and final’ deal to take over the company.

A handover to US hedge funds. A continuation of the privatised chaos. And a huge reward for the people who have run our water into the ground.

The deal would see them allowed to pollute our rivers and seas without consequence - in exchange for an upfront payoff.

This deal is absolutely outrageous, in every regard.

112 MPs have already called for special administration of Thames Water.

A cross-party group of MPs - who scrutinise the Environment Department - have said that the creditors’ proposal should be rejected and Thames Water should be brought into special administration.

And the former Environment Secretary rejected a previous version of the creditors’ deal in June. This new version is not better in any way.

@andyburnham promised to reverse Thatcher’s legacy of privatisation. He promised public control of life’s essentials.

This really is the moment of truth for Andy Burnham. If he allows the water supply of 16 million people to be sold off to US hedge funds - how can we take him seriously about any of his promises?

NO DEAL to the Thames Water creditors. Special administration now.

[You Couldnt Make It Up 🇬🇧🇧🇪 @Yucomi1]

@colder_sarcasm Men and power. Think they’re invincible.

[You Couldnt Make It Up 🇬🇧🇧🇪 @Yucomi1]

@colder_sarcasm That’ll be a relief. They can now buy a decent truck.

[You Couldnt Make It Up 🇬🇧🇧🇪 @Yucomi1]

@PaulSchleifer Know your demographic.

[zharynka @tak_ya_anna]

FUCK TRUMP. WHAT THE FUCK ARE JOURNALISTS SUPPOSED TO TOLERATE NOW?!

I think it’s time to respond with REAL ACTION.

Trump is spitting in the face of democracy and journalism, and there needs to be a response.

HERE IS WHAT HAPPENED AT THE WHITE HOUSE ON NOVEMBER 9, 2026.

A journalist from MS NOW questioned Donald Trump about Vladimir Putin repeatedly ignoring his demands for a ceasefire and a direct meeting with Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy.

FROM THE OFFICIAL PRESS CONFERENCE TRANSCRIPT:

JOURNALIST:
“Vladimir Putin, you have given Vladimir Putin multiple deadlines over the last 22 months to enter into a cease fire, but also to meet directly with Volodymyr Zelenskyy. He has repeatedly ignored your demands…”

TRUMP:
“Has he been fighting us in the war?”

Then Trump demanded to know which network the journalist represented.

JOURNALIST:
“With MS Now.”

TRUMP:
“I don’t want to take your question.”

He then attacked the network’s ratings, called it fake, and moved on to another journalist.

And THIS is what I want to say.

EVERY SINGLE JOURNALIST IN THAT ROOM SHOULD HAVE STOOD UP AND WALKED OUT.

Just stood up.

And walked the fuck out.

No arguments. No begging for another question. No sitting there pretending this is normal.

Trump spits in the face of journalists, and journalists should be able to respond by refusing to sit there and accept that disrespect.

WHY THE FUCK SHOULD YOU LISTEN TO SOMEONE WHO TREATS YOU LIKE SHIT?!

Why should you remain in the same room with someone who openly humiliates your profession?

And the most outrageous part?

THE QUESTION WAS ABOUT PUTIN AND UKRAINE.

About a Russian dictator who keeps ignoring Trump’s demands while Ukrainians continue to be killed.

Instead of answering, the President of the United States attacks the journalist asking the question.

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!

Let him stand there without an audience.

Let him get pissed off because nobody wants to listen to his insults anymore.

A president is supposed to answer questions, not demand obedience from the press.

PRESS FREEDOM DOES NOT MEAN JOURNALISTS MUST QUIETLY ACCEPT HUMILIATION.

And democratic accountability cannot exist when legitimate questions are dismissed with personal insults.

FUCK TRUMP.

Source: Roll Call / https://t.co/CDCo8XttOi, White House press conference transcript, November 9, 2026.

https://t.co/CivkwvQ0D1

#PressFreedom #DonaldTrump #JournalismMatters #Democracy #Ukraine

[You Couldnt Make It Up 🇬🇧🇧🇪 @Yucomi1]

@SimonTomlinUK @TRobinsonNewEra Vulnerable? He knows what he’s doing, he’s just dumb enough not to think actions have consequences.

[You Couldnt Make It Up 🇬🇧🇧🇪 @Yucomi1]

@BladeoftheS So more fuel to the fire. Hope he goes away for a longer time.

[You Couldnt Make It Up 🇬🇧🇧🇪 @Yucomi1]

@implausibleblog Why is she even deemed suitable to do an interview? Was no one else available?

[You Couldnt Make It Up 🇬🇧🇧🇪 @Yucomi1]

@rocourt62 @colder_sarcasm Don’t think he’s tried the greens yet. Not that they’d have him.

[You Couldnt Make It Up 🇬🇧🇧🇪 @Yucomi1]

@atrupar So republicans on the ballot lost bigly but democrats on the ballot and watch out? 🤷‍♂️

[You Couldnt Make It Up 🇬🇧🇧🇪 @Yucomi1]

@Scarletkoito333 Nope! We’ve seen what the US has done. Won’t say never because Trump happened but Brits won’t put up with his nonsense.

[You Couldnt Make It Up 🇬🇧🇧🇪 @Yucomi1]

@I_amMukhtar @richardosefton Not very patriotic talk. Suggests he pisses off somewhere else.