Napoleon would've been on 15mg retatrutide/week
he HATED people who enjoyed food.
and its true - one of the gayest things on the planet.
he once said,
"If you want to dine well, dine with [one of his generals],
If you want to dine badly, dine with [another general],
If you want to dine fast, dine with me."
he cut out all things from his life
that were not directly aimed at emulating Caesar and Alexander.
when he was locked in (his whole life),
there was no room for ANY relaxation or enjoyment.
he used all his wealth and power to optimise for SPEED of decision making.
he even fitted out his carriage with an entire work desk.
lmao imagine ordering a custom rolls with an entire office in the back
EVERYTHING in his life was directed to his ambitions.
"cooking food" wastes precious time you could be using to re-write Europe's legal system.
just shove all the calories in your mouth and get back to work.