G-et beat at home as 20+ pt favorite
O-nly gain 10 yds in final 3 drives
B-uy a new QB that’s worse than McCord
U-se elite WRs sparingly
C-ry about flag planting after home loss
K-ick an unsuccessful 34-yard FG
S-end fans home disappointed once again
It’s a beautiful Monday morning in Ann Arbor, Michigan. The sun has risen, birds are chirping and students are buzzing on the heels of yet another rivalry game victory.
The clock reads 9:47. But our friends in Columbus know it better as 13 to 10.
“And Mahomes completes his 3rd behind the back pass of the night! That’ll take us into the half. I know Taylor Swift is loving this game so far”
*Stadium lights shut off*
“Psst, I see dead people”
Drake, who just bet $100M on the 49ers: