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sometimes I think things

[court @YungCeaux_]

When you agree to go out then you actually have to... get ready...

[Kaath @miakaath2]

La meuf qui disait qu’elle ne pouvait pas être pote avec des meufs trop religieuses parce qu’elles sont toujours un peu connes avait tellement raison 😂

[Barry Malone @malonebarry]

Which means they have just deleted important archival evidence of the genocide.

[molls @venusiiaa]

I’m reading this tiktok comment section about what people have done in OCD therapy and I may have found my new occupation

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

How it feels after you calm down

[Tulip 💐 @cutelipssx]

when my masc lesbian aunt died, women just kept coming, screaming, crying, and saying they were her wives. Eventually we just had to start telling them to join the others. They were all devastated to learn about each other. Except for one who came in, kissed her dead mouth and showed us all that they had matching tattoos. She actually won all the mourning wives over and they all agreed she was the wife. It was so weird.

[shay van buren @2kool2kat]

do NOT show up to your job interview with a to go margarita from chilis

[﹒ 𑣲 𓏼 piso #boftwt ⌣ . @_shrimpheaven]

I love this genre of joke what is this called

[fat cat @1111garf1111]

the way this is literally me

[saint eva @dollpartsz]

i once took a guy home who stood in my room and looked at all my things and said is there anything you'd like to show me and tell me about? i showed him all my weird trinkets & he said very good baby. i liked that

[𑣲⋆｡𝘤𝘰𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘰𝘧 #𝙗𝙪𝙣𝙣𝙞𝙩𝙬𝙩🐾˚⟡˖ @mo0n1itr4in]

DUDE.

[Mai @thee_maitsego]

The body is the outfit, okay? 🫦

[taylor @mnlightsyndrome]

i have a strong propensity for googling stuff. had some salad and one of the leaves had a tiny bug on it and i just googled”bugs on my veggies” with no clear goal in mind and it felt so good as i was typing it into the search bar

[Asia @AsiaDNYC]

I stepped out wearing a blue shirt and red shoes with a yellow tote bag and some guy yelled “what’s up primary colors!” at me. Excellent.

[Cyn 🔞 @Cyn1c4lsk1n_]

When ur a child and ur mom's boyfriend is abusive towards u start preparing urself for the inevitable. I also had to physically defend my mom from my step dad once and the next days I was like "okay... If it gets even worse I guess I will have to either beat him up or KILL HIM'

[Raven Rots @RavenRots]

one of my biggest issues is that if I don’t like you that much i’ll probably come off as flirty and confident but if I like you a lot I start acting like they just let me outside for the first time

[Skin Horse @10tonfetus]

I made a robot

[detective barbie @neopetOrgy]

My kink is being told I asked a good question

[MOIRAI @popularknapsack]

i want to have sex, but if anyone tries to have sex with me i immediately want to explode them with my mind regardless of how attractive i find them, why is this?