Yung Chai

former pizza owner

[Yung Chai @YungChaiT]

if you don't have the red Nord Stage piano, are you even worshiping God

[Yung Chai @YungChaiT]

Another day, another dollar, another hot Instagram girl it’s time to unfollow.

[Yung Chai @YungChaiT]

Ain’t nothing faster than a stock Altima that’s two weeks away from being repo’ed

[Yung Chai @YungChaiT]

Imagine dating someone who works for the NOAA and all they talk about is the weather

[Yung Chai @YungChaiT]

Sometimes I don’t know how to spell a word so I comically misspell it so people think I’m both dumb and funny

[Yung Chai @YungChaiT]

u ever meet someone so quiet you don’t know if they have a personality

[Yung Chai @YungChaiT]

Oh you don't have anxiety? Watch Whiplash with me right now.

[Yung Chai @YungChaiT]

retail prices are for the gentiles

[Yung Chai @YungChaiT]

who does this girl think she is sending me red hearts; I’m trying to guard mine.

[wint @dril]

my big sons have made a mess of the garage again after being riled up by the good word of the Lord

[Yung Chai @YungChaiT]

How do house dogs have anxiety like they literally have no responsibilities, trauma, need for life direction and all their basic needs are met. Can we just reserve that, for like, people?

Educate me if I’m ill-informed

[Yung Chai @YungChaiT]

The superhero kids of “Next Avengers: Heroes of Tomorrow” imply the existence of largely unwritten Avengers fanfiction

[Yung Chai @YungChaiT]

French press coffee maker but it makes the M1 Garand “PING” when the plunger hits the bottom

[Yung Chai @YungChaiT]

Dear God,

Is it okay if I greet my girlfriend with a Holy kiss?

Sincerely,

YungChai

[Yung Chai @YungChaiT]

no capperoni what’s it gonna take to get Mark Barlow play my wedding

[Josh Dane @joshdanetweets]

National sibling day https://t.co/0JdWqJzid3

[Yung Chai @YungChaiT]

no capperoni what’s it gonna take to get Mark Barlow play my wedding

[Yung Chai @YungChaiT]

@kayla_rut is this the bad place?

[Yung Chai @YungChaiT]

DUE TO COVID-19,
KISSING ON TINDER/BUMBLE DATES IS OFFICIALLY CANCELLED

[Yung Chai @YungChaiT]

You might’ve deduced my dark past when I used the keyboard shortcut to open an incognito tab