TJ🧀

Omni-Liberal 🧦

[TJ🧀 @YungCheese_2004]

@SussexTottenham @SamMufc7 So true, half of welfare is spent on the state pension, it should definitely be cut. Why give £13,000 to every pensioners when it's bankrupting the country

[twink eater. 🐙 @misatomaxxing]

my favorite part of doing dishes is when you get to jerk off the knives with a sponge

[Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) @agraybee]

They moved to New York because they think of it as Disney's Urban Adventure, and taking the peeing homeless people out of the subway is like taking the ghosts out of the Haunted Mansion.

[hayes! 🕸️ @bebuckleys]

she looks like the sexy fish from shark tale

[Rowan Fornow 🚵🚉🏙️🦣🇵🇸 @rowanfornow]

the "fighting back" here is waving picket signs saying that Zohran is a big fat meanie, which is better for some reason

[Charlie @ASonNamedBort]

Everybody involved in the decision to give Gromit a voice should be executed live on national television and the day in question should be a public holiday.

[Workhouse Overseer 🌐🥑🍌 @RepealTCPA1947]

>"American govt is inspired by le based Graeco-Roman Western civilization!"
>Look inside
>18th century British liberalism

[Alex🌹 @AlexZarkage]

Andrew Tate apparently

[confusion @confusionkys]

original tweet is generational but there’s something so unsettling about scottish people performatively typing in an accent

[Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69]

Are you fucking kidding me

[Keifer @DannyVegito]

season 6 Game of Thrones will have a scene where it suddenly locks in and you think “wait maybe the show’s still got it” and then it cuts to Tyrion asking Grey Worm and Missandei if they know any good jokes

[turbomander (TWITCH AFFILIATE ERA) @turbomander]

how fucked were the remaining 14 if burger king foot lettuce was only 15th on that list

[🕸️👻 Wessex Ghoulie 🎃🦇 @wessex_girlie]

Jeremy Corbyn when capitalism: Infinite growth is impossible!!!

Jeremy Corbyn when pensions: infinite growth! Infinite unlimited growth!!!!!

[🔶Alexander🔶 @testosteroneHAV]

“Keir Starmer came for the winter fuel allowance, stealing it off millions of vulnerable pensioners.

Now Andy Burnham is coming to end the state pension triple lock”

[Kraut @The_Davos_Man]

Congratulations. You will now be able to see the British jets that protect your airspace.

[KRad @kradmacher]

We’ve reached the singularity.

[Adam Carlson @admcrlsn]

Yeah, we’ve known this for a while