Staying Single

One woman's quest in dating while trying not to lose faith in humanity

[Staying Single @Yup_StillSingle]

When you start to lose patience.... #whyimsingle #datingin2018 #singleaf #singlelife #single #onlinedating #tinder #okcupid

[Staying Single @Yup_StillSingle]

Specifically, tacos.

[Staying Single @Yup_StillSingle]

How I date.

#WhyImSingle

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True though.

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#WhyImSingle

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Him: Maybe if I ignore her she'll say yes 🤞🤞

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I forgot how bad people are at conversations.

[Staying Single @Yup_StillSingle]

WHY DO DUDES LOVE JOHN MAYER??

Back on dating apps again probably because we're in a pandemic and I can say I'm socially distancing if they suck. Also, I'm bored.

[Emily Murnane @emily_murnane]

Can’t wait to resume my life of being a dumb bitch who goes outside sometimes

[Staying Single @Yup_StillSingle]

Introverts were made for quarantines 🤷‍♀️

[Tiffany Stevenson @tiffstevenson]

Louis CK releasing a special when no one can leave the room feels pretty on brand TBH

[Emily Murnane @emily_murnane]

Days are now divided by coffee hours and alcohol hours, there is no other law

[UnDo 512 @undo512]

the government should give us each $8,000 not because that’s how much a batman pinball machine costs it’s for a different reason

[Staying Single @Yup_StillSingle]

@tinderellasays @hashtags1ngle This book is SO helpful

[Staying Single @Yup_StillSingle]

Quarantine day 807:

There's no one here to stop me from cutting my bangs, please send help.

[James @CaucasianJames]

y’all mind if i have a good week indoors

[Staying Single @Yup_StillSingle]

Quarantine dating

[Dan @TheArty60]

On my last 5 emails I've accidently signed off with "Kibdest regardn" (or something similar) and know none of my colleagues will mention it.
4 days of isolation and we all appreciate reality is suspended, spelling is bullshit, words are a social construct.

[Staying Single @Yup_StillSingle]

@pauliefuntime Works both ways 😂

[Staying Single @Yup_StillSingle]

If COVID-19 doesn't take you out, can I?

#pandemicpickuplines