The Loch Ness

Just the ramblings of a psychedelics' affectionate man!

[The Loch Ness @YurGagarin]

@elnathanchiteve @VolvoTrucks And then there are Zim adverts. "Vanhu vanosangana mu road mumwe oti gonyeti rangu ririkundinetsa steering, mumwe oti haikona kusara wangu, ko hausati waziva kuti kwave nere Volvo here rine stability nyama" He starts to explain and at the end there is singing and dancing. THE END

[Lyn🦋 @_ayandamay]

I overheard a girl saying yesterday ‘worrying is such a terrible use of your imagination’ … and I audibly gasped.

[♟ @MexikoDro4]

Aint no shortcuts.. Go through dat fire nigga

[Wilbert Muzaruwetu @Wilbert_Muza]

He is probably fed up with women

[remx @biigrem]

In order to insult me, I must first value your opinion. That’s where the process breaks down.

[The Loch Ness @YurGagarin]

@Savheya_Happie Still there. Last saw her in 2023.

[The Loch Ness @YurGagarin]

@SirTitusVeTech

[The Loch Ness @YurGagarin]

@VaMatamba @paultungwarara 🤣

[tt✮⋆ @Bluebirdeyessss]

i love when toddlers passionately talk to you about absolutely nothing😂😂😂

[The Loch Ness @YurGagarin]

@thatBeekayGoon @dipset7star 😆

[Xhaka_the_vibehealer @The_vibehealer]

If the South African defense is this loose now, imagine their borders😭😂😂😂

[Reads with Ravi @readswithravi]

Robert Greene said it right:

“Eventually, the time that was not spent on learning skills will catch up with you, and the fall will be painful.”

[The Loch Ness @YurGagarin]

@RichardTsh34411 @CrimeWatchZW Takes 5 to 8 business seconds to stop.😆

[blue @bluewmist]

To all men who survived rock bottom, what’s one piece of advice would you give a man who feels like giving up right now

[The Loch Ness @YurGagarin]

@LEOTSINDA @CrimeWatchZW Nehuwandu hwayo🤣

[Vusi.Mz🦉🇿🇦🇫🇷 @YouDunnoVusi]

Real niggas don’t have suicidal thoughts you just got to keep living because if you die there won’t be any real niggas left

[Gbemisola Taiwo @MisolaofJesus]

And if anyone breaks your heart, the best way to get out of it is to do Masters or a very difficult professional exam.

[The 48 Laws of Power @48LawsofPowerr]

Actions speak louder than words. So, focus on winning through your actions rather than trying to win an argument.

[The Driven Man @Thedrivenman]

I fell in love with this sentence:

"Forgive yourself for not knowing earlier what only time could teach."

[Malume Malusi @UncleCul]

Anything lower than where I am and UNICEF might have to step in 😩😭

[TheJokeSniper @TheJokeSniper]

@Rishzone Indian porn would be more interesting if they show how the plumber fixes the leakage instead of the sex.