Envy Mane

physically drained, emotionally deceased, literal rat

[Envy Mane @YvneBoss]

Welp, turns out my blender is waterproof. I'll go ahead and go into work, but don't worry, tomorrow I'll give my toaster the old college try.🙃 #bluecollar

[Envy Mane @YvneBoss]

It really perplexes me sometimes. 270 niggas in this fuckass, hot-ass factory and about half of y'all smell like 80lbs of bounce-dat-ass. #smh

[Envy Mane @YvneBoss]

Iran's economy is in the shitter. No wonder I slept so well last night.

[Envy Mane @YvneBoss]

1 thing for certain, 3 things for damn sure:
1. Death
2. Taxes
3. Georgia loses to Alabama
#RollTide

[Envy Mane @YvneBoss]

Rest in paradise, Charlie. You're with the angels now. #fuckyoutyler

[Envy Mane @YvneBoss]

To all law-abiding black folks in America.
1. Ignore all the noise and keep your head down. You're doing everything right.
2. Go LEGALLY arm yourself. Don't leave your personal safety in the hands of the government.

[Envy Mane @YvneBoss]

@stonetoss

[Envy Mane @YvneBoss]

One thing I hate about blue collar work is that some of you mfs don't wash your nasty asses. God awful mustiness pissed me off

[Envy Mane @YvneBoss]

I just wanna know which one of you hoe ass companies sold my phone number to scammers...I just wanna talk, I promise

[Envy Mane @YvneBoss]

I need some water

[Envy Mane @YvneBoss]

"Don't kill a good nigga's confidence, just cuz he's a nerd and you don't know what a condom is. The head still good tho..."- Pulitzer Prize winning poet
Kendrick Lamar

[Envy Mane @YvneBoss]

@Maggi_00_2 Depends. What's for dinner?

[Envy Mane @YvneBoss]

@pinuppixietm Ma'am, are you aware that your leg is currently getting cut off?

[Envy Mane @YvneBoss]

Who needs friends?! I have the 20 or so bots that follow me

[Pain Depression & Anxiety @ILLUMINUSNUMBx]

Now

[Envy Mane @YvneBoss]

Today, I heard that monster, Larry Nassar, got stabbed in prison...I'm gonna sleep perfectly fine tonight

[Envy Mane @YvneBoss]

@michaelmccartn4 @ElijahSchaffer Shut up nigga

[Envy Mane @YvneBoss]

@JacksonAntione @ElijahSchaffer Nigga, shut up

[Envy Mane @YvneBoss]

Actually me