I don’t want to "download the app" to pay for parking. I don’t want to "create an account" to see a menu. I don’t want to "provide feedback" on a 30-second interaction. I just want to exist in the physical world without a digital leash.
So I’m watching the vampire diaries. Ummm wasn’t Damon considered an adult??? Because he was having sex with Caroline and she in high school… I’m on episode 2.
as a woman, you HAVE to play good music, touch yourself seductively and run your fingers through your own hair. on god. GET FAMILIAR WIT YOURSELF BITCH