Zach H

i don’t have the answers ig: zachhutson

[Zach H @Z12superfly]

I wasn’t sure who I was gonna vote for but then i saw that sign in your yard and it changed everything.

[Mike Peters @Mike_Peters_LGM]

Literally the discourse right now:

Homeowner: This is so unfair, I bought my $3 million home for $200k in 1980, and I've lived here all my life

Everyone: Okay, just submit your New York tax return and you're off the hook

Homeowner: But I didn't file my taxes in New York.

[De’Vion Hinton @stilldexhinton]

The audience has proven time and time again that you should not have faith in them.

[Jared (C)up Season @jacast]

Comedy isn’t dead

[Zach H @Z12superfly]

bourdain stream pretty great background https://t.co/0cyYrrt9Tb

[MLB @MLB]

Trading cards
Playing catch
Meeting your idols

This is so much more than a game. This is baseball ❤️

[Zach H @Z12superfly]

give me a survey question over an ad i can skip over after 8 seconds on youtube all day.

[Van Lathan Jr @VanLathan]

The US is 16th in world in soccer and that sucks.

BUT. THERE IS SILVER LINING.

We are 36th in literacy.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Mamdani: "As we mark 250 years, what do we see? ... we see the wealthiest country in the history of the world -- one where children go to sleep hungry while the world's first trillionaire hungers for more ... we see masked agents terrorizing our streets, eating food cooked by our undocumented neighbors before spiriting them away in unmarked vans"

[Zach H @Z12superfly]

@The_Reid As long at they Kon, they will remain a Simmons favorite.

[Zach H @Z12superfly]

@ProFootballTalk profutboltalk . com

[Zach H @Z12superfly]

Vincent Vega was cooking Mia Wallace on the dance floor.

[Stop That Football @stopthatfooty]

Stop that Zlatan & Henry.

[Zach H @Z12superfly]

@PowerMizzoucom no, but I imagine the MLB wants a minor league system they don't pay for like the NFL.

[Zach H @Z12superfly]

He's heading to the nearest Chili's

[FOX 4 NEWS @FOX4]

Chiefs WR Rashee Rice runs from media, dives into SUV after release from Dallas County Jail.

Rice was released after 30 days in jail for a probation violation.

[Zach H @Z12superfly]

@yc fanatics makes it easy to ignore imo

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Capitalism is better than socialism because one man gets to be a trillionaire instead of everyone having healthcare

[Charlie Cummings @klaytheist11]

An insurance company is trying to kill my life partner. Felt it was appropriate to write down the rage I feel