trevor

worms armagefdon on da personal computer

[trevor @Z1ggyZz]

Thinking about how I googled my name in 4th grade at the library and when a gay dating website came up I started crying

[cuni @jcunii]

idk what you guys are complaining about

[trevor @Z1ggyZz]

@bar0queblood One time, I got way too high and tried making cookies but forgot the flour and it looked like this

[trevor @Z1ggyZz]

@sharkpanty I had a very similar thought when she posted this yesterday

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

https://t.co/p81K1Z3lvO live today

[trevor @Z1ggyZz]

@19Rylan31 I tried putting a bid in but it automatically declined, dm me

[trevor @Z1ggyZz]

@cinamoorolll 14 beers

[trevor @Z1ggyZz]

I think I need to do the hardest drugs I can get my hands on, it'll either fix me or I can blame this on something

[trevor @Z1ggyZz]

@SeanChr76 Just football or in a greater sense?

[trevor @Z1ggyZz]

@DrZenonPhD Bro I do care and I don't even care about this, where's the rest of the forms?

[trevor @Z1ggyZz]

Every year history channel gets more and more brave about what they title their 9/11 specials

[Chris Evangelista @cevangelista413]

[Guy who looks and sounds like absolute dog shit] Everyone else is sick

[Brendan Karet @bad_takes]

i walk around the airport and see nothing but sick children. i wish they were as obviously healthy as me, a a 71 year old former heroin addict who sounds like a speak-and-spell that got thrown into a toilet

[trevor @Z1ggyZz]

There's damage to my soul that only Shawarma can heal

[trevor @Z1ggyZz]

My dick game sucks unless you ask for it animal style, in which case it's good but over hyped

[Duy An @Lambsplash]

sol badguy

[I Smoked Mitch McConnell's Brain @BlackKnight10k]

He must have a fucked A LOT of them kids bro

[the thicc husband & father @lukeisamazing]

Hey Ya is probably a top 15 pop song of all time, it is functionally perfect. but beyond that, anyone saying an OutKast song is the worst ever needs to be hunted for sport

[Sean Padraig McCarthy @SeanMcCarthyCom]

Survivors of the next hurricane katrina writing messages on their roof to alert rescuers they have Sabra hummus in their fridge

[🅲🅷🆄🅲🅺 @benigma2017]

No one is more directly responsible for the Donald Trump presidency than Hillary Clinton.

[barbarism critic @barbarismcrit]

Voted yes: Omar, Tlaib, Al Green, MTG, Massie, Summer Lee

Notably absent: AOC