Zuli'ah Akinbami

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[Mr Macaroni @mrmacaroni]

Hello Mr Governor @jidesanwoolu ,
One of these days when you are not too busy with the very serious task of going to the Airport in Abuja to welcome Mr President from an International trip, kindly take a drive around Lagos roads and let us know why the government continues to risk the lives of Lagosians.
There are potholes on the roads causing accidents that are capable of destroying lives and properties.
Do better?

[First Doctor @FirstDoctor]

If no soda entered your mouth today, repost.

[oseni rufai @ruffydfire]

FAAN shuts KFC at Lagos airport over discrimination against Gbenga Daniel’s son

[Reno Omokri @renoomokri]

Avoid using AI to write. It considerably reduces your intelligence. It creates dependency. You become intellectually lazy. It replaces thinking with copying and pasting. Think about your WhatsApp and texting habits. Notice how you become lazy to type words because you know that the predictive software will come up with suggestions? The same thing happens to your brain when you use AI to write.

The brain is a muscle. Reading, writing and thinking are to the brain what working out at a gym is to the body and what meditating and ideating are to your spirit. When you don't exercise your physical body, it gets fat and lazy. When you don't exercise your spirit, man, you become wicked and crazy. And when you fail to work on your brain, it becomes dull and hazy.

You may use AI to correct or edit what you have typed. But think twice before allowing it to usurp your critical thinking skills. Many people read my writings. I earn money, good money, from my writing. But I have NEVER used AI to either write or edit. You don't need AI to sound interesting. What you need is a personality which you already have. Now, develop it.

#RenosNuggets

[Aisha Yesufu @AishaYesufu]

How are people without electricity coping? The heat is on another level. It is 4.30 am and I am sweating profusely.

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Saudi Arabian Woman, Rumy Alqahtani Joins Miss Universe Beauty Pageant In Historic First | Sahara Reporters https://t.co/sQ6tLtr0Vk

[oseni rufai @ruffydfire]

We should never have floated the Naira in the first place. My argument was right, defend until you get your fundamentals right and even so, most countries still defend their currencies.The hardship was needless. Subsidy gone was another faux-pas today we are paying subsidies. Leadership matters!

[Reno Omokri @renoomokri]

Dear Wisdom,

Thank you for your feedback. Yeshua, whom you call Jesus, was not and is not God. It is an abomination to call Him God. You may not know that now, because your church doctrines have taken you in that direction and you are so immersed in dogma that you have tunnel vision. But we will all die and give an account to God. So, it is worth taking time to get ready before that day.

There is only One God, who sits on the Throne. He has no partner or equal. Yeshua, whom you call Jesus, is SUBJECT to Him, OBEYS Him, and even PRAYS to Him: Yeshua is the means to get to God. But He is not God and can NEVER be God. There is no Trinity. And this is why I encourage believers to do two things. The first is to read Scripture in its original language and to travel.

We do not know all the facts. God has kept them from us. And we will not add to what He has revealed to us.

Scripture was not written in English. What you have in English is a highly edited European document that has been substantially adulterated to take into account European paganism and occultism, which has its origin in ancient Egypt.

For example, Yeshua (Jesus) did not even die on the Cross. The word Cross is not even in the original Bible.

The word used in the original Greek Scripture is staurō, which may mean a pole or a stake, or the word xylou, which means tree. Read Galatians 3:13 if you really want to know the truth. The translators of the King James Version forgot their instructions and omitted to change the word. And so, that particular verse uses the word ‘Tree’ to indicate where Yeshua (Jesus); died. The NIV uses the word ‘Pole’.'

The original Koine Greek word used in Matthew 16:24 is stauron. And please don't take my word for it. Research it by yourself. The word stauron is an adjective of stauro.

I have been in the tomb of Pharaoh Tutankhamun in Egypt. The Cross and the Trinity are there. They predate Christianity and are a HIGHLY occult symbol.

What you call a Cross is known in the occult as an Ankh. It was a symbol of eternal life in ancient Egypt. I have attached a photo of the Theban Trinity. I saw it myself in Egypt. You will see Amun and Mut with their son Khonsu. Wisdom, what are they holding in their hands?

There is no Trinity. The word and concept do not exist in Scripture. And Moses warned us about the abomination of the Trinity in Deuteronomy 6:4:

Hear, O Israel: The LORD our God, the LORD is one.

As for where Yeshua was born, He was born in Roman-ruled Palestine. The word Palestine is precisely the same word as the Philistine you see in the first five books of Scripture called the Pentateuch. Specifically, he was born in Roman-ruled Palestine, in the Tetrarch governed by Herod.

He was a Jewish Rabbi who never wrote a book and never traveled outside Roman ruled Palestine and Egypt. The Gospels were all written long after He died, with the earliest (Mark) written 65 years after His demise. First Thessalonians and Galatians were written before the Gospels.

And historical records from that time still exist. Israel, as a country, did not exist when Yeshua was born. What is happening to the Palestinians today is almost exactly what the Romans did to the Hebrews during the time of Yeshua's human existence on Earth.

Go and read Scripture by yourself. Assume I am a liar. Assume your church lied to you. Get Scripture in the original language, if possible, and read it for yourself.

Thanks again, and may God bless you.

#TableShaker

[First Doctor @FirstDoctor]

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For other people, repost 🔁

[DEFENCE HQ NIGERIA @DHQNigeria]

PRESS RELEASE - 25th January, 2024

PLATEAU SECURITY: CIRCULATION OF MALICIOUS VIDEO SPREADING FALSEHOOD ABOUT MILITARY PERSONNEL*

1. The attention of the Defence Headquarters (DHQ) has been drawn to a malicious video made by the Chairman Christian Association of Nigeria (CAN) Mangu Chapter, Reverend Timothy Daluk. The video has been circulating in the media, aiming to malign military personnel deployed to address the security challenges in the Mangu general area.

2. The video made baseless and untrue accusations, claiming that the military is biased and supports a particular group against others. We categorically state that these accusations hold no truth, are malicious and lack any reasonable foundation.

3. It is important to recall that on 23 January 2024, there was a breach of security in the Mangu municipal area, resulting in the Government of Plateau state declaring a 24-hour curfew. Troops of Operation SAFE HAVEN were reinforced in Mangu to enforce the curfew and bring the situation under control, thereby preventing its spread to other areas. The troops have carried out their duties professionally and in accordance with the rules of engagement. They have successfully arrested criminals involved in looting and burning of properties, as well as recovered weapons.

4. It is deeply disturbing that a religious leader, who is expected to demonstrate high levels of moral judgement and truthfulness, has resorted to spreading falsehoods about the military and its personnel. We want to reiterate that the military remains neutral, focused, professional and committed to its constitutional role of protecting the lives and property of law-abiding citizens. We will deal with anybody found disobeying the law, without bias or prejudice.

5. We therefore call upon the public to support the ongoing military operations aimed at decimating non-state actors operating in these troubled areas of the State. We will not be distracted by baseless accusations and remain steadfast in our commitment to restoring peace and security. We strongly caution individuals involved in making malicious comments against the military to cease from such acts. Henceforth, any person found spreading falsehoods will face constitutional redress, regardless of their status in society.

6. We sincerely appreciate the law-abiding citizens for their support and cooperation and assure the public of our unwavering dedication to preserving peace and security in the country. Thank you.

Signed:
TUKUR GUSAU
Brigadier General
Acting Director Defence Information
25 January 2024

[First Doctor @FirstDoctor]

Eating onions regularly can reduce your cholesterol level and lower your chances of developing stroke and certain cancers.

[Punch Newspapers @MobilePunch]

Suspend NYSC over insecurity, CSO tells FG

https://t.co/Ii7eCdbQ4b

[Olufemi Idowu (Dr. O) @checkwithDrO]

KISS ME GOODBYE: Episode 1

Japa, a Nigerian slang derived from the Yoruba language that simply means to run or to escape. In recent times, Japa has become a thing not just in Nigeria but in different countries in Africa. People Japa for different reasons: better jobs, better schools, better social amenities, better quality of life. At the end of the day, everyone is simply looking for greener pastures, but the question is, is the grass really greener on the other side? Shhh! Not so fast. You probably already have an answer to that question but don’t be in a hurry to say it just yet, fasten your seatbelts, we’re about to go on a very interesting journey, so save your answer because when we get back, you might just be singing a different song.
Our flight Captain is Chinedu popularly known as Japanedu, the Japa ambassador himself. Chinedu works as a ticketing officer in one of the popular international airlines, his office is at the airport. Everyday he watches people follow the path to paradise that he so desperately wishes to follow but has never gotten the opportunity to. He is pretty much like a sign post, leading people to their destination but never making it there himself. Chinedu has tried everything possible to leave the country to no avail, he has tried relocating to almost all the countries you can think of from England to the United States to Canada, Portugal, Brazil and even Saint Vincent and the Grenadines. Oh! You thought that was the name of a church didn’t you? It’s actually the name of a country in the Carribeans. With the way Chinedu is carrying on with his relocation mission, it will be no surprise if he eventually ends up on planet Mars.
Our Co-pilot on this journey is none other than Deji, the second in command in the Association of citizens waiting to Japa. Unlike Chinedu, Deji is married with two kids, ordinarily, Deji is indifferent about migrating abroad, he is more than satisfied with his banking job that pays him six figures but his wife Ama has vowed to make his life a living hell if he does not ensure they relocate before the end of the year. Ama is Ghanaian, she met Deji when he traveled to Ghana for his studies,they started dating in their final year and continued a long distance relationship for about a year after graduation. Ama never really wanted to move to Nigeria, she didn’t want to leave the sanity of the peaceful Accra to live in the crazy, unpredictable city of Lagos. Before getting married, they had a long debate about where to live and eventually both agreed that whoever got a job first would determine where they would live. Unluckily for Ama, Deji landed his job at the bank first and since it was a permanent job with great prospects, she had no choice than to agree to move to Lagos with him. She hated living in Lagos and found it difficult to cope with the hustle and bustle that came with it. Jumping on the Japa bandwagon was her opportunity to make sure that she finally escaped from Lagos with her family.
We have two lovely air hostesses on this journey, Gloria the ‘small girl with big gods’ and Dunni who happens to be Deji’s younger sister. Dunni is popularly known as Sugar, as a matter fact some people don’t even know her real name because everyone calls her Sugar. Sugar is a successful young lady who owns a business where she sells human hair extensions and make up products. She’s the kind of lady you would describe as a very eligible spinster, beautiful, hardworking, domesticated and financially independent. She’s been in a relationship with her boyfriend Michael for 3 years, but somehow he just hasn’t put a ring on it. It’s safe to assume that he may have hypermetropia which is popularly known as long-sightedness. For those who don’t know, hypermetropia is a condition where objects that are far away can be seen clearly whereas objects that are closer appear blurry or not very clear. Perhaps, Michael was unknowingly suffering from this condition because it was difficult to tell why he would have such a beautiful and successful woman right under his nose and still not know what to do with her. Hypermetropia occurs when your eyeball is shorter than normal causing images to be focused behind your retina rather than being focused on the retina like it should be in a normal eye. It can be corrected using prescription lenses or laser eye surgery.
In Case you’re wondering why Gloria was referred to as a ‘small girl with big gods,’ let’s just say she uses her feminine arsenal to her advantage, she only dates rich older married men because she believes that building wealth with a man is a waste of her precious time, she would rather date a man who was already wealthy even if it meant sharing him with his wife or other women, as long as he was constantly crediting her bank account. She’s currently dating Chief Victor, the owner of one of the largest microfinance banks in the country, she met him about 6 months ago when one of her regular pimps introduced her to him, of course, after learning about his status in the society, she hooked him tight like a fish that swallowed bait and has refused to let him go ever since.
Now that we have you on board with all our crew members, boarding is now officially complete. The aircraft doors have now been shut. It's time to sit back, relax and enjoy the flight, as the plane is about to hit the runway for take off.

Find out what happens tomorrow evening in episode 2. #checkwithdoctoro

[Zuli'ah Akinbami @ZAkinbami]

@checkwithDrO I'll definitely read this

[Punch Newspapers @MobilePunch]

Otti appoints Okonjo-Iweala, Sanusi others into economic council

https://t.co/D2Td2kiUR7

[Olayemi 🇳🇬 @olayemi_123]

BSc Mathematics
MSc Mathematics
PhD Mathematics

Overall best PhD Thesis Winner, University of Lagos!

[Sahara Reporters @SaharaReporters]

Nigerian Supreme Islamic Council Says It Regrets Supporting Muslim-Muslim Ticket, Denounces Tinubu Government | Sahara Reporters https://t.co/ZPgID8QJiv

[oseni rufai @ruffydfire]

Insecurity is too much!

[First Doctor @FirstDoctor]

1. Touch babies gently ✅
Don't throw them up and catch ❌
To avoid brain injury (shaken baby syndrome).

2. Kiss babies on the feet ✅
Don't kiss them on the lips ❌
To avoid transfer of infections such as herpes.

3. Use vaseline on babies ✅
Don't use mentholatum on them ❌
To avoid breathing problems, seizures, coma and d£ath.

4. Lay babies to sleep face up ✅
Don't lay them to sleep face down ❌
To avoid sudden infant d£ath.

5. Give babies breastmilk ✅
Don't give them honey ❌
To avoid harm, because honey can contain the bacteria that causes infant botulism, a very serious infection, especially in children younger than 12 months.

6. Give babies routine immunizations ✅
Don't give them antibiotics for teething ❌
To avoid tampering with their immune system as they don't need antibiotics for teething.

For others, repost 🔁

[Sahara Reporters @SaharaReporters]

Nigerians Are Unfair To Tinubu; I'll Appreciate If He Gives Me Appointment —PDP Chieftain, Daniel Bwala | Sahara Reporters https://t.co/DoS8Ls91GX