Miss_understood

MSc Digital Forensics●
CSI●
Carpe Diem●
Baseball ●
Manchester United●
Obsessed with the Ford Raptor●
Eat||Pray||Love.●

[Chepkemboi @B_haestro]

Hata usinipee. Niuzie 🥹

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Perfect. Perfect. Perfect.

[Premier League @premierleague]

Youri Tielemans is a @ManUtd player ✍️

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Mbappe joins the ride back home

[Wamutahi @Son_of_Laikipia]

Meanwhile, Kenya's tourism minister 😌.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🌎🇸🇪 OFFICIAL: Anthony Elanga, FIFA Man of the Match for Sweden.

[Dr Andrew Suleh MD @andrewsuleh]

Ozempic is associated with increased risk of thyroid tumours and in particular medullary thyroid carcinoma.

[Miss_understood @ZAwuorCharles]

@osumo_brad @Kalasinga_ Wuod bondo

[Miss_understood @ZAwuorCharles]

@MutembeiTV My OCD is stuck at "narcissist"

[Fact @Fact]

R.I.P Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.

[U.S. Ministry of Truth @USMiniTru]

🚨BREAKING: Chuck Norris woke up briefly from death this morning to correct an error on his death certificate.

He then shook hands with the doctor, laid back down, and died again.

[Thomas @Owishemwe]

Death has taken Chuck Norris at 86 but it’s African presidents where it draws the line.

[Farhiya ✨ @farhiiiyaaa___]

When the Conductor finally gives me back my change and I can freely look out the window nifikirie mambo zingine sasa in peace

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

🚨 FIFA have disqualified all the teams from the World Cup and handed the trophy to Israel as it was promised to them 3000 years ago.

[Bruce Lee @brucelee]

🐉🕊️Rest In Peace

[Miss_understood @ZAwuorCharles]

@luhya_kidd There's a heaven for a G🤍

[Its.Cisco.Entertainment🇰🇪🏁 @Frankey_cisco]

Na nimewaambia tu msikanyage chini mimi ndio kadere

[Mike Bales 🫡🇺🇸 @MikeBales]

I was driving when I saw the flash of a traffic camera.
I figured my picture had been taken for exceeding the limit, even though I knew I wasn’t speeding.
Just to be sure, I went around the block and passed the same spot, driving even more slowly, but the camera flashed again.
Now I began to think this was quite funny, so I drove even slower as I passed once more, yet the camera flashed again.
I tried a fourth and fifth time with the same results and was now laughing as the camera flashed while I rolled past at a snail’s pace.
Two weeks later, I got five tickets in the mail for driving without a seat belt.
You know, you just can’t fix stupid. 😖

[MrBlack™ @KE_MrBlack]

Supermarkets should do regular wheel alignment on these trolleys. You push it towards Milk side, it takes you to beer section.

[Vïvïĕ♡ @_MissVivie]

Got late to work, kidogo nikose parking