Zach Melton

Psych PhD, Musician, Picker Upper of Heavy Things

[Zach Melton @ZJMelton]

His barrel is right on that fastball, I love these overlays. Best Twitter follow there is

[Rob Friedman @PitchingNinja]

Marcus Stroman, 93mph Fastball and 86mph Slider, Individual Pitches + Overlay

[Why you might swing at a pitch that far out of the zone]

[Zach Melton @ZJMelton]

Absolute banger, just wish the video were more realistic. When the Callous Daoboys broke into my house they taped my eyes open and made me watch Blue Velvet on loop

[The Callous Daoboys @callousdaoboys]

And watch the video here

https://t.co/FKij3UNZdB

[Zach Melton @ZJMelton]

If Aly and AJ played seven string guitars I think we’d be talking about them very differently

[Zach Melton @ZJMelton]

@F_Piombo89 Haha I know I’m teasing you. He looked strong in person, big dude. Hoping for good things! Hopefully a pit stop in High A soon so we can go see him in Brooklyn

[Zach Melton @ZJMelton]

@F_Piombo89 Speak for yourself, I saw Carson and his girl at LaGuardia when he flew in to sign his contract 😂

[Zach Melton @ZJMelton]

@donbunker @PabloTorre God teach you to speak like that to others?

[Zach Melton @ZJMelton]

@Defiancewolf > Destiny in the pfp
> Fascist bigot on the internet

We gotta teach kids media literacy bro this is embarrassing

[Zach Melton @ZJMelton]

@MattHoffman01 @SNY_Mets @SNYtv @FrancysRomero It’s a game that 6 year olds play bro

[Zach Melton @ZJMelton]

@MLB @Mets @SpiderManMovie Notice me, Soto, notice me

[MLB @MLB]

Repost and reply for a chance to win this bat signed by your friendly neighborhood Juan Soto!

See Spider-Man Brand New Day exclusively in theaters July 31

[Zach Melton @ZJMelton]

@selfishlyIsink @Carsondaoboys Title track enjoyers unite

[Zach Melton @ZJMelton]

@Carsondaoboys Fun story I wore the “1 fish 2 fish” Daoboys shirt to see them and Protest the Hero and Rody pulled Josh on stage mid set so they could both playfully yell at me for wearing merchandise ripping off merchandise ripping off Dr. Seuss

[Zach Melton @ZJMelton]

@iamWokephilly This exactly why what she said was stupid, actually. Players don’t win shit, teams do. By saying “you can’t win with XYZ type player” you’re setting yourself up to be proven wrong and she was.

[Zach Melton @ZJMelton]

@hicksinferno Y’all gotta protect your peace, can’t be pressed by what username stupididiot says on twitter. Let em be wrong and move on

[Zach Melton @ZJMelton]

@loukabatnik @mikniks24 He’s hitting better lately, he’s playing excellent defense, and he’s played 30 MLB games. His situation is not remotely comparable to the other names here

[Zach Melton @ZJMelton]

@Carsondaoboys Lookin like a guy who deadlifts at least 255

[Zach Melton @ZJMelton]

@Carsondaoboys Dare you to say that shit to my face in Brooklyn at Warsaw on April 25th

[Zach Melton @ZJMelton]

@DeanTTraining Makes sense, good stuff as always!

[Little Caesars Pizza @littlecaesars]

I’m dipping stix you’ve never heard of into crazy sauce you can’t comprehend

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

type of weather where you thank the mta conductor with a forehead kiss when the train enters the station