Zachary J. Perko

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[Zachary J. Perko @ZJPerko]

If this doesn't sum me up in one picture, idk what does

[Zachary J. Perko @ZJPerko]

@b_coff1 THROWBACK

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@_mariahperry 😬

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@CiaraKnapp21 100% agree

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@b_coff1 U good?

[Benny @bennythebull]

So I guess this means there’s no Benny the Bull episode? #TheLastDance

[Zachary J. Perko @ZJPerko]

@croteau_ryan I GET THE EXACT SAME 4

[Zachary J. Perko @ZJPerko]

@johnkrasinski in episode 3 of @somegoodnews you say that one of the fans artwork "is the closest thing youll get to being a comic book hero". What about the Comic Book "The adventures of Jimmy Halpert" that Pam made you in the Episodes 11/12 of season 7 of The Office? I'm jw

[Zachary J. Perko @ZJPerko]

@_mariahperry @MegMcall miss you guys

[Zachary J. Perko @ZJPerko]

If u had to ask me what friendship is, all I have to say is Mario Kart, The Element, and Bad Jokes. I miss these 2.

[Zachary J. Perko @ZJPerko]

@sassalley96 I'm working at pizza hut right now. What ya want?

[ESPN @espn]

Dear Kobe:

[Zachary J. Perko @ZJPerko]

Benji wont stop farting

[Zachary J. Perko @ZJPerko]

I'm cringing. I'm sorry but is just a disgrace.

[Good Morning America @GMA]

Congrats to @taylorswift13 - the Artist of the Decade!

#AMAs

https://t.co/KdqDAcH9zO

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

Netflix - $13
Disney+ - $7
Hulu - $9
Prime - $9
Showtime - $11
Paying off the phantom who haunts the opera house so he won't terrorize our staff and patrons - 20,000 francs
STARZ - $9

Cutting the cord was supposed to save us how much??

[Meagan Sandhaas @meagan107]

Today I watched a squirrel pick up a piece of plastic and run up the tree with it like it was food. Don’t fucking litter.

[jess @jeessxd_]

It’s November so you know what that means

[Zachary J. Perko @ZJPerko]

@Trace_Davidsons Boy I'd buy it 25 dollars

[Ryan Croteau @croteau_ryan]

Nobody:

Heath Gemar at the end of stretches: