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dancer. certified makeup artist.

[B🐢 @b_coff1]

You know you travel too much when you start to get calluses on your hands from your suitcase 🫠

[B🐢 @b_coff1]

I go FERAL for a man in a nice suit ok.

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When is apple gonna make FaceTime voicemail a thing huh

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When are we gonna talk about the fact that Rhinos are just dinosaurs huh.

[B🐢 @b_coff1]

Literally Pisces in one tweet

[maximus〽️ @Maxthepapi]

It bothers me so much that there are so many songs I don't know about that I might like so much.

[B🐢 @b_coff1]

God really made me a Pisces sun AND moon and laughed like it doesn’t make me the most emotional person on the plant bitch what I need HELP OK

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Finn. He felt cute so he took some selfies. Trying to figure out which one to post. 14/10 they're all perfect Finn

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The delta sky club has turned me into the person that doesn’t get to their gate until literally minutes before boarding 🙃

[B🐢 @b_coff1]

I hate it here.

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I finally make the decision to go off bc for the first time in 10 years and the next day they overturn roe v wade 🙃

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@VBrabs NOOOO😂😂😂

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You know you’re getting old when people start calling you ma’am instead of miss 🥴

[B🐢 @b_coff1]

@McDonalds GREAT question!!

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Just saying it’s March 9th and I still haven’t had a shamrock shake yet.

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One of these days my dream will come true and I’ll drop my phone in the bath water and no one will be able to contact me ever again ✨💕🌞🌸

[B🐢 @b_coff1]

I wonder if people look at me without a mask on and are genuinely upset about it 😅

[B🐢 @b_coff1]

You think you’re an artist but you’re really just a chaotic oversharer🤣

[B🐢 @b_coff1]

If you’re making triple+ pirouettes but your relevé is hardly one inch off the ground it doesn’t count I don’t make the rules 🙃

[B🐢 @b_coff1]

@ZJPerko AWWWW MISS U

[B🐢 @b_coff1]

Cant believe I got up at 6:45 for you... Jk much love zach see you soon drive safe ❤️😊 @ZJPerko