Min-Max

Alberta True Samus Main, SSBU

"Whoever is slow to anger has great understanding, but he who has a hasty temper exalts folly" -Proverbs 14:29

[Min-Max @ZSS_MinMax]

I've decided that when I win I'm the goat, and when I lose I'm even more the goat.

Seen me win? Shit was hot. Seen me lose? Oh baby, nobody out here losing like me 🗿🐐

[Min-Max @ZSS_MinMax]

@Cronos_SSB Preach. I've busted my ass for years for a PR win and meanwhile there are Krool mains (handsome ones, mind you) beating me to it

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@Real_ssbu @gaminginaction3 First tournament ever I was still a Luigi main and I went against Leroy's DK thinking "aw yeah, I'll just combo him crazy"

He cargo threw me at 60 three times and that was that.

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@Lanman106 I fw full albums so hard, The Wall by Pink Floyd and Remember That You Will Die by Polyphia are some of my all-time favorites. Albums that flow with purpose are an art akin to the novel.

[Min-Max @ZSS_MinMax]

@GeoChonker They also presume that this child would only have a grand total of 24 chromosomes, which is an extra special kind of stupid.

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@Lyracutevibes Hope so

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@MazmorraStudio WANT

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@o_b_z_d_n @cassieblooms One shall NOT talk ill of Minish Cap, that game is on par with Link to the Past for quality, c'mon man

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@Sparg0ssb You know, I hate fighting Links more than possibly anything, but I'm actually hyped

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Grok, you've outdone yourself

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@brodyoby Yooooo, let's go

[DTN 🧨| Jahzz0 @Jahzz0]

I want someone, ON CONTROLLER to CONSISTENTLY pull off the dick jab loops in bracket; so consistent that it’s an actual trait in your gameplay that people talk about.

Until then, boxx Kazuya can kiss my black ass.

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@ClankStarr I mean, Crash Bandicoot really did exactly that lmao. Crash 4 just pretended like 10 different games never happened, and honestly it was a W

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@KaelKirb @Regulus_Prophet Yeah that's fair. On the other hand though, I'd argue she hardly has any +2's because everybody has access to the shield button, or just has an easier time killing her.

It's very hard to just play matchups and win with her, very heavy on conditioning unfortunately

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@LadyDemosthenes The Bible is in fact very clear that Asherah were demonic and an abomination to God, but go off Satan with the propaganda I guess

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@RealPostFolder Holy cope lmao

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@IrianaMew I don't believe you

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@SANTANABURNER7 You're a uniquely gross individual

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Fuck toon link, oh my God man

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@ShinyMarkGT Sleep peacefully knowing pikachu ain't contributing anything to the aggressive nature