Zak Schlebusch

What up. I'm Zak. I'm 26, and I never fuckin' learnt how to effectively communicate with others so I express myself exclusively through outdated vine references

[Zak Schlebusch @ZSchlebusch]

Guess who is about to overuse this word to the point that everyone hates me

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

Word of the day: HINGUM-TRINGUM (Scots) - low spirits, just barely getting through it all

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

Word of the day: HINGUM-TRINGUM (Scots) - low spirits, just barely getting through it all

[Zak Schlebusch @ZSchlebusch]

I didn't laugh at one of my gf's jokes and now she's blasting folklore by Taylor Swift and screaming along like she just got left at the altar

[AJ ❄️ @Levance_]

Know the difference.

[Zak Schlebusch @ZSchlebusch]

Walking quickly walking quickly
because you're << to generate
in a hurry enough wind
so your hair
stops falling
in your face

[Zak Schlebusch @ZSchlebusch]

My girlfriend is a genius. Just thought I'd let you know. You can carry on with your day now.

[Yashar Ali 🐘 @yashar]

This may be my favorite dog video ever.

[Zak Schlebusch @ZSchlebusch]

♥️♥️

[Gen Kustner ☀ @GenKustner]

Fav photo of me and my human ♥️ @ZSchlebusch

[Gen Kustner ☀ @GenKustner]

Fav photo of me and my human ♥️ @ZSchlebusch

[Zak Schlebusch @ZSchlebusch]

@taaank_engine Honestly an improvement. Petition to change the lyrics officially

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

ME: Please, I beg you, just tell me the ingredients.

RECIPE SITE: Sure!

ME: Thank you.

RECIPE SITE: After I explain WHY I love these ingredients—

ME: *Whispers* No.

RECIPE SITE: —It was a crisp, fall evening, and I, a wide-eyed college student, was studying in Rome.

[donni saphire @donni]

“Sorry, I’m not usually like this.” -Me lying about being like me

[Zak Schlebusch @ZSchlebusch]

Am I the only one who gets anxious walking alone in public so I forget to breathe and blink, so my eyes tear up and my breathing gets heavy and I get more anxious because now it looks like I'm crying in public?
No one? Just me? Okay...

[Zak Schlebusch @ZSchlebusch]

My Particle Tech Professor:
okay guys, we're gonna stay focused today, we have a lot of work to get through

*20 minutes later*

PT Prof:
so you know what's wrong with Eskom

[Zak Schlebusch @ZSchlebusch]

@GenKustner I love you so much my angel, happy one year ♥️

[Zak Schlebusch @ZSchlebusch]

@Devsivee @GenKustner She a hottie 🥰

[Zak Schlebusch @ZSchlebusch]

Yeah I'm good at maths

m - making
a - awkward eye contact with
t -
h -
s - strangers

[Zak Schlebusch @ZSchlebusch]

I feel personally attacked and my lawyers have been contacted

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Your laptop is probably dirty and gross. It might be time to clean it.