Cody McSwitcherton

Human person. Usually extraordinarily nice ... by Twitter standards.
Not a commie.

[Cody McSwitcherton @Z_R_King]

@DickmanPhineas @DylanDav15 @JomboyMedia Do you think the rules anticipate humans to fly?

[Cody McSwitcherton @Z_R_King]

Who is the definition of a 'stupid person's definition of a stupid person's idea of a clever person'

[Nooruddean @BeardedGenius]

Who's the definition of a 'stupid person's idea of a clever person'

[Cody McSwitcherton @Z_R_King]

@theaveragechair @thehoffather Why wait?

[Cody McSwitcherton @Z_R_King]

@streak06 @Timcast No Conagra?

[Cody McSwitcherton @Z_R_King]

@ErikZarins @DrJoe4congress @CrownRoyal Yeah, Americans come from all over the world.
But that doesn't give the people from where they left a right to take credit for their accomplishments.

[Cody McSwitcherton @Z_R_King]

@A1tweets1 @TaiSmitty2 @CitizenFreePres Generally water flows DOWN not UP.

[Border Patrol Union - NBPC @BPUnion]

House burned down, wife barely escaped (it was a small kitchen fire).

Talked to Amtrak conductor (guy was 15-years retired and already dead at the time).

Used to drive an 18-wheeler (never happened).

Son died in combat (it was brain cancer).

And on and on.

But his biggest whopper ever - the border is secure.

Why anyone believes a word he says is remarkable.

[Cody McSwitcherton @Z_R_King]

@NeosThePimp @49ers @19problemz That halftime speech in the refs locker room must have really motivated them.

[Jon Gabriel @exjon]

What is it about Trump that makes so many people go all Captain Ahab? “From hell’s heart I stab at thee; for hate’s sake I spit my last breath at thee.”

[Duolingo @duolingo]

Here’s a bird turd. After all, they say bird poop is good luck.

In honor of canceled flights, sudden coughs, and surging prices, let's chant Duolingo’s Most 2022 Phrase: “Please don’t cancel my plans.”

Use this bird poop wisely. I can only make so much.

#duolingo365

[Cody McSwitcherton @Z_R_King]

@falcontattoo @TrainzOf @MitchZer0 @tragicbirdapp This idea is literally the basis for racism.

People can judge things how they want. How dare you apply your standards on them?

You mean standards like racism is bad, those standards?

[Jason Bedrick @JasonBedrick]

GOP politicians who oppose school choice do so at their own risk. GOP voters aren’t having any of it. School choice is now a litmus-test issue. #ParentsParty

[Cody McSwitcherton @Z_R_King]

@BrandiKruse But isn't that the point?

[Oilfield Rando @Oilfield_Rando]

Nothing in our modern lives is possible without mining.

Nothing. We are so f**ked lol.

[Cody McSwitcherton @Z_R_King]

@RedDirtKid3 @MannyCalavera12 @TheRealKeean Not significantly more than feeding the same number dispersed throughout the NATO member nations.

[Cody McSwitcherton @Z_R_King]

@RedDirtKid3 @MannyCalavera12 @TheRealKeean You do know that those people would be consuming food even if they didn't serve in the military right?

[Cody McSwitcherton @Z_R_King]

Useful to whom?

[𝔈𝔩𝔦𝔷𝔞 @elizableu]

No one really needed to be friends with Epstein.

[Cody McSwitcherton @Z_R_King]

@CascadeLocksOR what the hell is wrong with your community?
Why won't your businesses let customers use the restroom?

[Catturd ™ @catturd2]

Every single person in the Biden regime ..

#1 - hates the USA
#2 - is dumb as a box of rocks.