Sarah Beth

PhD, soon-to-be-psychologist, cat mom, herb & succulent garden grower, fajita maker. She/her/hers.

[Sarah Beth @Z_SarahBeth]

Sorry I can’t go to work today I have to finish building a house for my cat on Sims

[Sarah Beth @Z_SarahBeth]

@GrooveLife_ any suggestions for getting skunk smell out of your rings? Our dog got sprayed and we made the mistake of not removing our rings before bathing her! Neither peroxide/baking soda/soap mixture nor vinegar worked!

[Sarah Beth @Z_SarahBeth]

I’m making a flyer for work and told my husband I needed a picture that summed up insomnia, nightmares, and PTSD.

His response: Find a picture from @ELDENRING 😂

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@PearsonVUE Huge shoutout to Barbara at the San Antonio (San Pedro) location. She was the most warm, empathetic, calming person before my exam today. She was absolutely lovely and made the experience so much better and supportive.

[Sarah Beth @Z_SarahBeth]

I’m in support of continuing masking in the workplace solely for the reason it’s easier to hide when you cry at work.

[Sarah Beth @Z_SarahBeth]

$50 Tuffy toy: 10/10 durability, this will take your dog forever to destroy!

My dog: Hold my beer

*15 minutes later*

[Sarah Beth @Z_SarahBeth]

Romeo from #TheBachelorette is a literal mathematician. You can’t be mad at him for doing realistic math to answer that cheesy question!

[Sarah Beth @Z_SarahBeth]

“It’s hard to drink wine side saddle” - my husband says as I spill wine down my face while laying on my side 😑

[Sarah Beth @Z_SarahBeth]

#lovelife is phenomenal. S1E8 has me sobbing. @AnnaKendrick47 is absolute perfection! This whole show is raw, emotional, and just the right amount of quirky.

[Sarah Beth @Z_SarahBeth]

Shout to to @MissyElliott #workit for helping me double print on a one-sided printer. I keep singing “put that thing down flip it and reverse it” every time I reload the paper

[Sarah Beth @Z_SarahBeth]

I love spending money on a new bed for my dog and she chooses to lay on the floor instead 🤡

[Sarah Beth @Z_SarahBeth]

Poll time! Who is your least favorite pandering, cowardly politician and why is it @GregAbbott_TX?

[Sarah Beth @Z_SarahBeth]

Pieper: “I’m not trying to be a ‘tv couple’ where we’re like, vlogging everything we do.”

#BachelorInParadise

[Sarah Beth @Z_SarahBeth]

@BachParadise conspiracy theory: Producers paid off Victoria P to go home so Demi could stay 🔍

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Fun fact! All makeup has an expiration date. Unless it’s the urban decay palette you paid $40 for in 2011, then it doesn’t.

[Sarah Beth @Z_SarahBeth]

I’m sure these other guys are great, but I don’t think I’ve ever seen a better guy on #TheBachelorette than Michael A.

[Sarah Beth @Z_SarahBeth]

Based on how I react to my dog getting hurt, motherhood is NOT for me 😂🙅🏼‍♀️

[Sarah Beth @Z_SarahBeth]

We had to place my stepdad in assisted living and my mom now lives alone. She’s not naturally the most social person, but asked a neighbor to go to a quilt show with her and now they’re friends and it’s so wholesome and I’m so proud of her🥺

[Sarah Beth @Z_SarahBeth]

Thank you to all Texans, politicians and otherwise, who continually fight against discriminatory voter suppression laws. Your fight against @GregAbbott_TX and his pandering, spineless, uninformed laws is so, so important!

[Sarah Beth @Z_SarahBeth]

So incredibly thankful for modern medicine. Our baby was biting out her fur out due to allergies and within 20 hours of Cytopoint she is nearly completely itch free 🥲 This is the first morning we can cuddle without an hour of scratching @Zoetis