Mario Vazzano

I keep a baseball bat under my bed in case someone tries to break in and pitch a no hitter.

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@VivaLaStool @stoolpresidente @wakeupbarstool @barstoolchicago @barstoolWSD @barstoolsports @BFW @OhioTate @MeekPhill_ @Blutman27 @TBob53 Your boss saying you have no relevance in the company is so cringe. Time for a career change.

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@stooltrips He says this before every game

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@EddieBarstool @OhioTate @barstoolWSD Bad look

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@barstoolWSD You guys just had a really nice away win and the first things out of your mouth is fuck the cubs? Lmao. Living rent free 🤣

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I hate Football

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@stoolpresidente Tex is back

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@stoolpresidente @kellykeegs @barstoolspringb But you're spinning it to make him look like a bad guy to take the attention off Annika who flew the coop

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@bullyray5150 @MATTHARDYBRAND @ThisIsTNA "Final table" holy shit holy shit holy shit. He left the door open 👏👏👏

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@EddieBarstool Everyone at the cubs game needs to ask @barstoolWSD if its okay to cheer the Bulls first.

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@barstoolchicago @barstoolWSD Who gave this loser the privilege to decide who can root for who? His team lost 100 games this year. His sole purpose at his job is to write about a losing team. Tough take.

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Que The Rocks "thank you for making The Smashing Machine the #1 movie" tweet.

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@DanteTheDon Rizzo retirement was a once in a lifetime event....Pizza Fest, theres always next year!

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Is it me or has #Raw ended like this 10 times already?

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@TeeBoneFerguson @stoolbeachhouse If she cared she would be with him

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Galactus is gonna get that baby 🫢 #fantastic4

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@AdamsBoxingShow Thats funny i usually do the same. If my mom doesn't know something or someone it aint relevant 🤣

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@stoolpresidente Villa Napoli.

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@superzomgbbq 👏👏👏