Alaina Blaker

[Alaina Blaker @Zabiebird]

Lick my loafers Debbie!

[Alaina Blaker @Zabiebird]

Clogged the toilet at work today only to find that the plunger was so old it was “stale” and had no use 🚽🪠

[Alaina Blaker @Zabiebird]

Alright that’s it I’m taking my top off

[☔ @Whotfismick]

don't ignore the happy little onion and you will have the best year ever

[Alaina Blaker @Zabiebird]

A customer at work today said
“pie”ano. The word was “piano”

They lost the game

[Alaina Blaker @Zabiebird]

Setting up our
MECHANICAL SANTA CLAUS!
(He’s chubby and cute!)

Feeling: Kringly 🌞

[Alaina Blaker @Zabiebird]

@adam_blaker I don’t like you

[Alaina Blaker @Zabiebird]

@JuneLikesTunes 😖

[Alaina Blaker @Zabiebird]

Can I just like not have chronic migraines???… like can it be that simple? I don’t want them you can have them

[Alaina Blaker @Zabiebird]

@badmoonrise OMG HOW DID I NOT KNOW THIS EXISTED

[Alaina Blaker @Zabiebird]

Who was the asshole who killed 2 birds with one stone??

[Alaina Blaker @Zabiebird]

You could change the world with the thoughts you have in the shower

[Alaina Blaker @Zabiebird]

Sitting on the toilet at work like shit now my coworkers are gonna know I poop

[Alaina Blaker @Zabiebird]

Coming home for Christmas and living with my brothers again is always a friendly reminder that I actually do like the urine left on the toilet seat

[Alaina Blaker @Zabiebird]

@adam_blaker YOU LOOK LIKE ME

[Alaina Blaker @Zabiebird]

I feel bad for toilets

[Alaina Blaker @Zabiebird]

I find you extremely annoying

[Alaina Blaker @Zabiebird]

There’s a woman picking her nose with her pinky in the car next to me

[Alaina Blaker @Zabiebird]

Clogged my toilet today

[Alaina Blaker @Zabiebird]

Why do musicians have to be weird