Zach B

MUFC

[Scott Patterson @R_o_M]

When England lose on penalties this summer remember who they left at home https://t.co/Bvv1LA7TIk

[Zach B @ZachB1992]

Sensational.

[𝑨 @UtdAbzy]

Don’t let anyone convince you into feeling sorry for this guy. No one deserved it more 👍

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

BRUNO FERNANDES. RECORD-BREAKER.

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

No-one does it like him.

Bruno Fernandes is the Premier League Player of the Year 🤩❤️

[AndyMk_83 @AndyMk_83]

Can anything happen anywhere in the football world anymore that doesnt get brought back to Manchester United?

[1990sUtd @1990sUtd]

Great stunt by 1860 fans 👇 first pulled off by @redissue at the last ever Maine Road derby, where the Kippax proclaimed the truth that "Manchester Is Red" 😎

Something Blues tried to deny until it transpired MUTV had recorded some footage of it (see link in next tweet)

[Zach B @ZachB1992]

@Dec10Smith Still ruined your childhood though….

[Zach B @ZachB1992]

Remember when Slot said our players never go down faking head injuries after we beat them at Anfield…. https://t.co/UtSBrBQsEx

[Wayne Barton @WayneSBarton]

Absolutely ridiculous argument. Fair enough Casemiro might be debatable but you can’t say success for United is winning the league but success for Liverpool isn’t when you (rightly) rate Steven Gerrard as highly as you do. Weird shifting goalposts to have a pop at a Utd player.

[Mark S @07Simmo]

You know that Wirtz cost £115m and Isak cost £130m #LFC

Casemiro has more goals than all of them combined + Salah who earns 500k per week (applied your inflation) #MUFC

[Anthony Shaw @anthonyfdshaw]

They have always taken the piss with allocations, but this is another level.

[Sky Sports Premier League @SkySportsPL]

BREAKING: Bruno Fernandes is named the Football Writers' Association Footballer of the Year 🏆

[UtdDistrict @UtdDistrict]

🚨🎙️ | Rio Ferdinand:

"Did anyone see what he [Jamie Carragher] wrote back to me? I thought it was really harsh... I just put a picture of me celebrating goals, we celebrate big moments, I scored a couple of goals against Liverpool, and he tried to hammer me.

"He spat his dummy out... he was spitting feathers. He used to be my teammate at England, he carried my wash-bag and carry my boots sometimes when he was in the stands. I thought we always got on..."

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[The Life Of Brian @DaytrippingRed]

Where are the documentaries, the deep dive investigations, the relentless manager questions on just how big a bag of shit that Florian Wirtz is?

Because I can promise you, with historical proof to back it, if he was with us it would be white hot currently about him

[The Life Of Brian @DaytrippingRed]

Surprised VAR didn’t overturn this, assuming this is what all the scousers and Gary Neville saw

[Zach B @ZachB1992]

@Dec10Smith Florian Skirtz lol

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Throwing a headbutt towards another player: Yellow card.

Touching someone's ponytail: Off you go.